Gus, you should get one of those Newfoundland dogs to keep you company. I'll bet you could get one cheap there.
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Stray Cat
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 05:20 pm
I think he looks perfect for you....I'll bet you could outsmart him.....maybe....
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:48 pm
fishin' wrote:
I hear the Newfies like wimmins with busy vaginas. Gives 'em sumthin' to do between fishing seasons and umm... smells just like the ships holds.
You know, I make serious efforts to gross people out, but, by God, fishin' has shamed me.
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littlek
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:50 pm
I want to know if Gus is going to eat the placenta.
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:51 pm
I'll eat grapefruit...?
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ossobuco
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:56 pm
Hmmm, Circassia is a land of purputed but not the honest origin of one of the principles in "Birds Without Wings" by Louis de Bernieres. I've not heard of it before a few weeks ago...
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ossobuco
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:58 pm
Yak! Two yaks! I must have skipped a page before posting.
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:59 pm
Thank goodness osso's been properly grossed out.
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littlek
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 07:09 pm
What about the umbelical cord?
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Montana
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 07:58 pm
I'll take the umbelical cord, if no one else wants it.
That's the best part :-)
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 07:58 pm
I just hope he doesn't tie it around little Lashenhofer's neck...
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CalamityJane
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 08:09 pm
Let him go, as long as he pays child support regularly.
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 08:10 pm
But, ....he's so sexy and handy with origami.
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CalamityJane
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 08:16 pm
You need to get out more often, Lash.
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Lash
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 08:18 pm
That's a distinct possibility.
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Lash
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Sat 24 Jun, 2006 10:09 am
Lash wrote:
I can't believe he is thinking in his wildest dreams that Lashenhofer and I will let him escape his familial ritualistic responsibilities.
He is fully aware of the father role of procuring his baby's first wounded victim, so he can learn to hunt for himself.
I'm afraid you'll need to stay, dadenhofer.
<we are watching>
Don't worry. He's a'field hunting for Lashenhofer's first victim.
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Steve 41oo
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Sat 24 Jun, 2006 11:25 am
calling all newfies how is the baby?
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Lash
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Wed 28 Mar, 2007 11:40 am
<no one left in Newfoundland to respond....>
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Wed 28 Mar, 2007 12:04 pm
my grandfather was a newfie.... which may be why I feel an affinity with Gus.... my Gramps was also a salty old bastard.
