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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:04 am
There's my destination. Pretty exciting looking, isn't it?
I would be leaving earlier but I want to make sure there are no complications with Lash's pregnancy. Once she has the child I will be heading out.
Is Lash in Newfoundland? What is she doing there? Are you the daddy?
No, Lash is right here in the State, busily knitting some baby socks as we speak, and, yes, I am the daddy.
maybe you should give her some miracle grow.
shewolf wrote:what if she eats it?
That is a possibility I hadn't considered, but I suppose Lash would be capable of such a thing.
Have you thought of any names yet?
Er...why are you leaving, and why Newfoundland?
child protective services wont find him..
dlowan wrote:Er...why are you leaving, and why Newfoundland?
Just visiting a family member who will be teaching there.
Montana wrote:Have you thought of any names yet?
Yes. We have decided on Lashenhofer.
never ever name your food
I can't believe he is thinking in his wildest dreams that Lashenhofer and I will let him escape his familial ritualistic responsibilities.
He is fully aware of the father role of procuring his baby's first wounded victim, so he can learn to hunt for himself.
I'm afraid you'll need to stay, dadenhofer.
<we are watching>
If we have to buy coats to track you to Newfoundland, we will be cranky.
Gus is so crafty, using the Canadian border patrol to protect himself from Lash.
As if!
The Mounties!!
Riiiiight!
They'll be lunch.
Gus, may I suggest the rugged mountains of Kabardino-Balkaria as perhaps a safer, eh I mean, more interesting destination?
You'd fit right in, there, too...
What about the remotest Himalayas with the Yeti?
I feel that is the safest...er I mean I think that is a demographic Gus would feel comfortable with.
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