Ha!
hamsters >ahem< LITTLE people ...
are on strike
apparently they are fed tofu, ROTTEN tofu that is made to look like cheese
instead of being paid
so no door prizes tonight.
Sorry guys..
Oh, I don't mind.
The number of doors in my place is adequate for my needs.
I didn't know doorlessness was a problem in the land of the free?
Snicker points.. to many..
carry on, nurse.
I never did see those movies, but sure heard about them..
First, is the light bulb ready to change?
What's it matter to US?
Neither of us has opposeable thumbs.
4 to ask how we can really know if the lightbulb needs changing
6 to say that God will heal the lightbulb if he chooses
3 to say they will pray for the lightbulb
12 to make fun of those who prayed
1 to insist that we don't definitively know there is anything wrong with the lightbulb
6 to object, on the basis that it is dark and everyone knows that means the bulb has burned out
and...
last but not least....
Craven, to turn the light switch back on.
Sob....
Craven, we miss you...
Okay, flibber and tie your gibbets, Osso.
dlowan wrote:The midget union won't let hamsters in.
I thought everyone knew that.
And...that's "little people", I believe.
Whooda thunk that hamsters wanted to be considered people?!?!
I can hear it now "Hamster Luv"
I didn't say that, did I? Edit my last post.
This thread was an inevitability, really... And a damned funny one at that.
And then 1 very special poster known as Chai Tea to tell us how her husband says it "laht bub."
1 to post an animated gif of a light bulb
CalamityJane wrote:Gertrude?
Seconds before she died..
1 to make the light bulb all about sex
