I have two flowers by o'keefe. they both look like vaginas. but orange/ purple and such. i 'inherited' them with my room. but since i am eastern european, i'm off the hook anyway (we don't like feminists in that corner of the world)
Somehow, I don't think worms will do the trick; on the other hand, hee, hee, penises just might distract her long enough to be captured and sent back to wherever bunnies should be living without bringing devastation to the land of OZ.
The problem, of course, is that men have so much trouble talking about their penises that they keep resorting to worms. There are lovely new penis stories that should be read and appreciated on the penis thread, for their intellectual content of course, but they might also give a few of you ideas on capturing the bunny's interest. Reading can be so...uplifting.
I guess that leads to another problem, one of how long a bunny's interest can be captured until the bunny hops on toward another subject--bunnies aren't known for their staying power, more's the pity. This bunny, in particular, seems a most perverted hit and run bunny, more interested in violent machines than lovely tools that can be used for so many intriguing situations. But I digress.
There is an eclipse of the moon going on right now on the east coast of the US. The full moon is slowly becoming shadowed by the earth's movement inbetween the sun and the moon. This might be the moment to twap the wabbit, take her to a place safe from the influence of the full moon and hope sanity will return. She might go through a metamorphasis back to a normal wascally wabbit, leaving her vampirish formation to fade into wabbit history, a Watership Down kind of nightmare about werewabbits lost in the fog of wabbit folklore. Or not.
Go figure....total lunar eclipse and it's cloudy in Toronto...grrrrrrr...
Nah, stake through the heart. Only way.
Shud that stake be rare or well done ???
Oh wabbit, hey wabbit, where are you? Did the lunar eclipse take away your evil persona? Are you waiting to attack the first innocent kibbutzer that comes along?
Gautam, I'll take mine medium rare.
Bleu for me, thanks. Well, I guess that depends on the cut and the establishment, sometimes I'll take it rare to medium rare, but that's a discussion for another thread...
There was SUCH a lightning storm in Austin tonight. Did anyone else see it? It was absolutely amazing! Like God was having a disco with a strobe light. Just to the north of my place. And there was a nearly full moon that managed to stay just above the thick black clouds where the whole storm thing was taking place. Truly amazing.
Anyone here from Tornado Alley?
No tornadoes here, but will the lightning capital of the US do?
Just wondering whether anyone's got their tornado shelters connected to the Net. Seriously, we've just ended 4 years of drought with a 4 weeks of straight rainfall (after everything burnt down, they're never gonna tell you this in those 'shrimp on the barbie ads). All those tornados - is any of this stuff considered to be 'abnormal' weather?
Mr Stillwater, did you see a man in a boat full of animals at any time during the rain that followed the drought? Just wondering...
Hmmm - I hope your rain is on its way to us, Mr S!
Whereabouts in WA are you?
We do seem to get Perth's weather - although it is sort of wet now, but quite warm - sort of tropical. In MAY!
hmmm, it is tropical weather in my head too. after party, phhhthttt. humid and low air pressure. wuzzzwxxxzxccc. better go to bed, yippeeee.
What a rude signature Dagglepuss! And you such a nice goil!
I ain't the only one out there you know, look around closely, tell me how many more signatures like that you'll find!
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT.
Ooo, Flatted Fifth, our very own wascally wabbit might fall in love with that great big hunk of bunny love.
Unless she gets all weird again and kills it.
"Rabbit Pellets" is a contraction in terms in this case Margo.
This is, however, where most of the bunnies live, so dem buns are safe!
