Well, if nobody will take it SERIOUSLY!!!!!
I meant what is the impression from posts and such - but nemmind...
Poor Cav!
I know, can't say...........
Poor cav? Hmm...what mean you?
Ok, I will take a guess....from yer posts, and the fact that you asked the question, my guess is 'young at heart', heh heh....
I meant poor Patio, I think - thought it was you, Cav, who was complaining about work...
dlowan wrote:I think - thought it was you...
"What was that again Sonny? Speak into the hearing trumpet! And don't bump me Zimmerman frame!! You youngsters have no respect!"
A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny F
No, I don't love irritation. But if it itches I scratch it. This could surprise you but I'm really quite pacific. You can see the alternate me when challenged. I rise to the bait and the battle is on. The struggle is entertaining especially when it's moderately civilized as this one is. I salute you.
A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny F
Not the raised index finger which is probably what you expect. I offer the open right hand in a handshake to recognize a worthy opponent. No weapons in the hand. It can of course close quickly to a potent fist if that is your desire.
Be careful of hidden poison tipped needles !
Or claws.
Grrrrrrrr Gautam! I fight fair!
Everything is fair in love and war - and this certainly ain't love !!!
It is a kind of loving.....
Deb,
I'll offer a hint about your age and say that you're quite a bit younger than I am.
Good morning, Deb. As a token of my faith I offer a secret document that will give you added power. You must by no means let anyone know that I've allowed you access to this information:
What A Woman/Man Really Means
What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
Heh heh bobsmyth....I can't believe you let the 'cat' out of the 'bag'...let's face truths: Women need to be more straightforward and men need to be more sensitive. Speaking as a man, "can we get over it already?" Oops, forgot to be sensitive...erm, "Sweetums, is it OKAY with you if we get over this already?" Lol...
Lessdyxia proferred a guess, deb. Aren't you going to dignify it with a response?
A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny F
Glad you liked it but how did you find out? Be careful if you tell anyone else not to mention my name. It's a secret remember.
