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Tue 6 May, 2003 02:33 pm
I can only think of one reason why anyone would want internet access in the john... (and it's not A2K).
Hi everyone! Man, does it ever stink in here!
this is an important topic. I want to meet the person who has that toilet. He must be stopped . Where the hell does one even buy that entire seat seembly? was it made by some really astute custom bike builder?
whenever I travel and get a suite ( I am infrequently fortunate enough to do so), I often have a phone next to the John. I dont have a phone next to my John so, whenever I have a room with a phone next to the John, I call people. I tell them that Im sitting on the John with my "John-phone"
I had a suite once that had an entire bathroom and shower assembly with deep red and black tile from the John to the sink, dresser, and big Kohler "environment" shower with a million power heads. I sat on the John and it took me about 3 minutes to even see the red phone that blended in with this thick red stripe in the otherwise, al;l black room.
so I called my wife and kids and told them I was on the John. They arent as excited about this feature as they used to be.
So, I think the John-puter will become a similar ho-hum feature.
Why do you think I would be especially impressed with this display of crappertech? Is there a diss in there?
Did anyone note the toilet paper with web addresses. Somehow, I don't expect to be saving it for reference.
My dad had a john phone turdy years ago. He owned his own biz, and would come home for lunch and to use the bathroom. People were always calling him when he was on the crapper, so when my parents redid their bedroom, he had the phone put in.
At the time, people who saw it literally LOL. It was the most popular feature in an otherwise very, very nice home.
did John mind when you sat on him?
Don't people know that all they need is a cordless phone that they can just bring in there with them.
montana dahling - when u really have to go, the last thing u want to do is to hunt for the cordless phone
Microsoft may claim to have invented this tecno-toilet, but they stole the operating system from Apple....or so I've heard.
That's a high class potty. Wish I owned one!
Please send this thread to Turdistan.
Is there a leather wip to go with the leather toilet seat?
Kinky "crapper"!
Gives a whole new meaning to "downloading" while online !
One flush "for old times sake"!