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ENGLISH HOUSEWIFE CARRYING OUT SEX SURVEY (WOMEN)

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:30 am
What shirt?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:31 am
Welcome to A2k, Avril m'dear. Fine looking woman, methinks.


Good luck in your quest for pictures and, although the thread has been set up so that us men will not be able to see them, my I say that my disappointment has been lessened, knowing that you will collect vital data in your quest for knowledge in this important scientific subject.


I would urge the ladies on A2K to send in as many photos as possible.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:37 am
http://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/1309695831442e6f47be6f0.jpg

Why do all English women look the same?

It has something to do with fluoride, doesn't it?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:39 am
Could be the fluoride Gus, although I tend to think it is the moustache that gives them that certain appeal.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:42 am
She's a busty thing, isn't she.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:02 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
What shirt?


I'm sorry, Avril's shirt.
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Mrs Avril Premier
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:50 am
OOH I say! What a warm welcome you all have given me!

AND WHAT PHOTOGRAPHS! It's just a shame that the men can't see them.

Shewolfnm, who would have thought that such a trim and nubile body could be a) so bendy, and b) have so many piercings.
Jolly well done!

Lord Ellpus, thank you for your PM. I have tried to reply but it would seem that this privilege is somewhat restricted, as I am an A2K member of the Just hatched variety.

I shall therefore have to make my reply in the public domain, but will code it sufficiently as to keep things on a confidential basis.

The answers to your questions are:-

1. 44DD.

2. Reasonably firm, with a slight bit of jiggle when I hurry round the supermarket.

3. That sounds very interesting. Does it hurt?

4. Three spatulas, two fish slices and a slotted spoon.

5. Yes, some of the said garment DOES actually disappear if I pull them up tight.

Your final question had me somewhat perplexed. When you say "Do you take large packages via the tradesman's entrance?", are you talking about groceries?


Once again, thank you ladies, and keep those photos coming in.
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Mrs Avril Premier
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 12:01 pm
And thank you for YOUR PM, gustavratzenhofer.

You have picked the wrong girl, I'm afraid.

You see, I am the vice president of our local RSPSAA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Sexual Abuse to Animals), so therefore I would be putting my position at risk if I joined you in such an act.

I wouldn't mind you sending me a few photos of the event, though.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 12:11 pm
Laughing
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 12:11 pm
I've the strong feeling that some of your responses re my PM are R18 rated. Would you kindly wait answering them them - if you still want to do it - for a time after 11 pm?

I'm sorry, on the other site, if you got red ears reading them.
I offer you in exchange for that a two hours visit in the next best petting zoo.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 01:20 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I like watering the garden naked.

nothing like good ole warm mud between the


well...



I like it.




Whew, it's getting warm out....just finished washing the car while naked, keeps the suds from soaking into your clothes when you have to lean over the hood to get the windshield.

My neighborhood is so friendly...so many of the gentlemen on my street volunteered to wipe down the inside while I finished up the exterior windows.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 03:53 pm
Excuse me, is this the proper place to post our nekkid pictures?


http://www.artchive.com/artchive/t/titian/titian_venus_of_urbino.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 04:50 pm
Green Witch!!! Why are you posting nekkid pictures of me on the internet?! I have to admit, Titian did a nice job on my skin tones, but still....

It's a good thing only us women can see that!
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 05:02 pm
Um, girls, I'm afraid you've been had. Did you really Embarrassed believe these pictures would only be available to women?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 05:11 pm
Anyone seen Atookian lately ?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:24 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
Anyone seen Atookian lately ?


No, but I wish he'd come back with the marshmallows.
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