How to train for "Guru in Training"

Just be yourself.

1. A guru in training has to spend 8 hours aguing the impending apocalypse with an 18 year old Guatemalan anarchist, A 65 year old retired airforce captain who think everybody is a Marxist and a 35 year old new age artist priestess from Jashua tree california.

2.While you are doing this you have simutaniously jump to another thread and Flirt with a woman twice as young as you and twice as good looking that you have absolutely no chance in hell with.

3.All this while eating Cheese puffs and black coffee.

4.You also have to master jumping from A2K to the web to look up thing you know nothing about then jump back and pretend you knew everything there is to know the whole time. Duuhhh

5.And when your done if you don't have at five government agencies tracking you your doing it wrong.

1. A guru in training has to spend 8 hours aguing the impending apocalypse with an 18 year old Guatemalan anarchist, A 65 year old retired airforce captain who think everybody is a Marxist and a 35 year old new age artist priestess from Jashua tree california.

2.While you are doing this you have simutaniously jump to another thread and Flirt with a woman twice as young as you and twice as good looking that you have absolutely no chance in hell with.

3.All this while eating Cheese puffs and black coffee.

4.You also have to master jumping from A2K to the web to look up thing you know nothing about then jump back and pretend you knew everything there is to know the whole time. Duuhhh

And when your done if you don't have at five government agencies tracking you your doing it wrong.