I might be changing my name

what would we do without gustavratzenfofer? you can't be that selfish, gus. If you become Heavy Dung, you may completely change in character. We can't have that.

Heavy dung is ephermal. Just look in my new back yard. Hang on, Gus...

Out of respect to the real Heavy Dung, you ought to alter it a bit. Heavier Dung. Smelly Dung. Something like that.

Too bad I can't spell. I just meant evanescent.

You could go with Ratzendung.

Please don't. I don't like screen names that disgust me everytime I see them. Blueveinedthrobber is quite bad enough, thank you.

In honor of all the Asian jokes we told in elementary school, you could be One Ton Dung.

One bung dung.

Hoo flung dung....

That's a good one, Lord.

It's got a ring to it.

Dungus ratzenheavy?

I've decided against changing my name to Heavy Dung and the reason is quite simple; Heavy Dung, who I have just finished talking with, is considering joining A2K.

We were both non-participants in a particularly lengthy hand and we got to talkin' pretty good and I was telling him about all the various characters over here and he was just kind of listening and going "hmm" and "you don't say" and the next thing I know he says, "Is there a charge to join, Gus?"

I told him it was free and he said, "And there are lots of women there you say?"

I told him the place was crawling with women and he said, "I'm gonna sign up, Gus. Don't mess with my name."

Pretty exciting stuff, huh? Wait until you guys meet Heavy Dung. He is a very colorful character.

Ok, I have to get back to the card game.

I can't wait :-D

I mentioned you, Montana, and he said, "A woman with a tractor!! Can she cook?"

Thanks, Gus. Yes, I can cook, but I can't help but wonder if he's got a tractor too.

I don't mind being used for my cooking, but I draw the line at my tractor, so he better not even think about going there!

Lol! I think it was ephemeral you were going for in the first post...and you damn nearly got there.

back off miss thing.....

Hey Bear, aren't you suppose to be in a box on your way here?