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Woah, Woah, Woah, She's--Arrgh! Thanks A Lot, Chai.

 
 
2PacksAday
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:36 pm
About ten years ago my mom went to Vegas, and finally got to see Tom live....she called me after the show, and said..... "It was a good show, but that man had to have a live squirrel in his pants, cause that thing was moving on it's own"
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:37 pm
Intrepid wrote:
You just brought tears to my eyes, Gus. Laughter tears. Laughing

Me, too. Laughing Laughing + Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:39 pm
2PacksAday wrote:
About ten years ago my mom went to Vegas, and finally got to see Tom live....she called me after the show, and said..... "It was a good show, but that man had to have a live squirrel in his pants, cause that thing was moving on it's own"

I would rassle that squirrel, wearing leather and wielding implements of ...enhanced pleasure.


<nods>
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:40 pm
Intrepid wrote:
"She's A Lady"

Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she's never in the way
Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.
She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her.
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her
Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey.
Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy,
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine.
Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine
Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Talkin about this little lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the lady is mine
Yeah yeah She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine.


Oh, that was mean, Intrepid. Not that it could get much worse anyway.

I went and tried to study and all the time part of my brain was singing the damn song. I defy anyone to absorb information about Paleolithic art whilst hearing "Well she knows what I'm about/ She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy. . ." over and over in their head.

But yes, Tom Jones really was kinda sexy in his heyday.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:40 pm
My great grandfather was Welsh and, given the right amount of codliver oil, I can swivel my hips for the opening three bars of "Delilah".

Does this mean that I will now be regarded as an A2K sex symbol?

I need to know, as I will adapt my training regime accordingly.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:41 pm
The 43 year old gears are shaking off the rust and begining to turn.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:41 pm
Maybe this can help you to forget


http://www.cnn.com/interactive/world/0206/jubilee.gallery.pop/02.mon.nite.tom.jones.jpg
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:41 pm
Do you have an overactive squirrel in your pants??
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:42 pm
Now, I can't get that damn song out of my head either. ggrrrrrr
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:42 pm
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Shocked Shocked Shocked


Why do you hate me, Intrepid? What have I ever done to you?


ALthough that should cool eoe and Lash down nicely.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:43 pm
Lash wrote:
Do you have an overactive squirrel in your pants??


I don't know whether it is a squirrel, but SOMETHING is storing nuts down there!
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:43 pm
That was evil, Intrepid!!!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:43 pm
I don't hate you. I am trying to help you. Really.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:44 pm
Seriously, there has to be a better way to get songs out of your head than just replacing them with other equally annoying and catchy songs, which is the only method I've found to date.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:45 pm
And that picture didn't help, it just made me feel kind of sick to my stomach about saying he was sexy.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:45 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Lash wrote:
Do you have an overactive squirrel in your pants??


I don't know whether it is a squirrel, but SOMETHING is storing nuts down there!



Inchworms have been known to store nuts
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:46 pm
Oouch, burn! Gus zinged ya a good one, Lordie. You gonna take that from him?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:47 pm
Lash wrote:
That was evil, Intrepid!!!


Nah. This is evil Cool


http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/tom_jones_06-01.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:47 pm
cyphercat wrote:
And that picture didn't help, it just made me feel kind of sick to my stomach about saying he was sexy.


Be honest, cyphercat. When you saw that picture, you removed your panties and threw them at the monitor. Didn't you? We're all friends here. You can share your dark secrets.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 14 Mar, 2006 09:48 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Lash wrote:
Do you have an overactive squirrel in your pants??


I don't know whether it is a squirrel, but SOMETHING is storing nuts down there!



Inchworms have been known to store nuts


INCHWORMS! Yes, that's what the doctor called them, I think. She said I had ten of the little buggers!
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