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Craven Day Care

 
 
Equus
 
Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 10:45 am
What is this "Craven Day Care" I keep hearing so much about on A2K? I'm not sure I like the idea of having our children supervised by a 'Craven' individual. Indeed! What was this Day Care Center thinking? I have heard rumors that they shave cats there. And tell off-beat Bible stories. What kind of activities are those for a Day Care Center?

Someone should investigate this "Craven Day Care."
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 11:19 am
I agree, and please insist that Craven Day Care's nannies stop shaking our babies...
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 11:39 am
And drawing twirly mustaches on them...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 11:48 am
Craven Day Care is to be preferred over Craven Night Care.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 12:26 pm
Now now, don't be overprotective of the youngsters. Nothing wrong with a bit of action! they are sure to get plenty of that in the Center.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 01:22 pm
The highest standards of safety.

http://www.ncmonline.com/gallery/caged/rocamora-rowena-200.jpg

http://www.martywillsonpiper.net/fragments/131s.jpg

My bad, I meant this picture:

http://www.circleofinclusion.org/english/demo/lawrenceraintree/classroom/tower.jpeg
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 01:23 pm
Patio,

My care is exemplary day or night, but please don't say that. I hereby assert that patio never has nor will he ever sample my care.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 03:25 pm
Not that I'd kere to, dei or knight.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 03:52 pm
I hear the toys provided are of good quality and the games are, to say the least, inventive.

I think you are all being very mean!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 04:15 pm
...says one who is deeply concerned about the deKere method with kitties...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 04:24 pm
Oh, kitties and mummies are one thing - with KIDDIES, I believe, one can have total faith in our Craven!



heehee
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Sofia
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 04:35 pm
He will teach them dastardly debating techniques.

They'll all be impossible!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 04:44 pm
Hmmmmm - indeed - I had not considered that - they shall be muttering obscure Latin words for naughty debating practices as they mouth their rusks - they shall be contesting the logic of all instructions, ruthlessly - they shall be quibbling about obscure religious doctrines when they should be sleeping........oh dearie, dearie, me!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 04:45 pm
mmmm....rusks.....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 05:02 pm
ah, i see from the oed that rusks are ~ hardtack...
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Sofia
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 05:13 pm
I'm tellin' ya--she makes this stuff up.
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 05:21 pm
Now THAT is funny, Equus!!




{maxsdadeo waits expectantly for Equus to strike an Emily Latella "Oh, nevermind!!"}
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 05:46 pm
Craven day care may be the most important undertaking in human history. "Craven to care, Creaven to save ,makes a child cyber BRAVE" !!!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 05:50 pm
It's supposed to be "Craving the Cure"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 06:05 pm
Pop - you're a bugger with that pin, Craven spoil smegging sport de Kere!
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