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The Wiry Hair of a Wooly Mammoth

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:49 pm
"Pecksniff" is a British perfume house. Odd name though,
don't you think?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:49 pm
Are you trying to imply that woolly mammoths didn't smell, Gus?

I feel quite certain they could have used a dab or two of eau de toilette behind their massive ears.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:50 pm
Oh perfume! I just love a nice perfume. I personally prefer something on the musky side.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:50 pm
How would you like it if I charged into one of your child-rearing threads and started talking about football?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:51 pm
I am more than a little angry right now.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:51 pm
Why gustav? We found that darn mammoth hair already,
what else do you need?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:53 pm
Montana wrote:
Oh perfume! I just love a nice perfume. I personally prefer something on the musky side.


Ah, yes. A musky scent would suit woolly mammoths, don't you agree?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:53 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
How would you like it if I charged into one of your child-rearing threads and started talking about football?


Like you haven't done it. Rolling Eyes
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:53 pm
GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

<gus breaks down and starts to sob quietly, curled up in the fetal position in the corner>
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:53 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Why gustav? We found that darn mammoth hair already,
what else do you need?


Maybe a little splash of after shave would cheer him up.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:55 pm
No Montana, he's got this distinguished swampy fly smell.
Nothing else compares....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:56 pm
What does a swampy fly smell like? I've never actually noticed the odor before.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:56 pm
Eva wrote:
Montana wrote:
Oh perfume! I just love a nice perfume. I personally prefer something on the musky side.


Ah, yes. A musky scent would suit woolly mammoths, don't you agree?


I couldn't agree more. The musky smell fits right in with nature. It's like it was made just for the woolly mammouths. Perfection in a bottle :-D
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:58 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
No Montana, he's got this distinguished swampy fly smell.
Nothing else compares....


You have a very good point there, Jane. Hmmmm... I wonder what else would cheer him up.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:59 pm
It smells very compost like.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 11:00 pm
Jane, I'm surprised to see you so far away from the "Where Am I?" thread.

Do you feel comfortable, walking around the halls of A2K at night, all alone?

This is a dangerous place.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 11:09 pm
Gee Gus, why aren't you worried about me wandering the halls all by myself?

Don't you care?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 11:12 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Jane, I'm surprised to see you so far away from the "Where Am I?" thread.

Do you feel comfortable, walking around the halls of A2K at night, all alone?

This is a dangerous place.


I took verbal shooting lessons. I can handle anything now - even you!
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seaglass
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 11:49 pm
Taylors is in London I think, then we could to the Ritz Carlton for high tea.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 11:59 pm
Yes, yes, that sounds fabulous :-D
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