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Fri 24 Feb, 2006 01:12 pm
....to entertain myself.
I've considered napping but don't want to get busted and fired.
I've considered leaving but I'd be so fired if I walked out.
I've considered counting the holes in the tiles on the ceiling but my eyes go blurry and glaze over around 569.
I've considered prank calling some people but then figured I'd likely get busted doing that too, since caller ID is everywhere.
I've considered yoga but I am too tired to move.
I've considered working but everything I have to do is boring.
I am so freakin' bored.
Entertain me.
Can you suddenly get sick?
Hm....I hadn't considered that.....
Sudden case of projectile vomit?
or just mention that your relative just return from the tropics with a case of severe contageous disease and you're not feeling that great right now, wondering if you caught it... they'll beg you to go away.
That'll do it!
Come on! It's Friday! You'll be out of there in mere minutes.
My boss is not that kinda guy. If I don't call off, he won't say "hey, you should go home...you don't sound/look so good." My old boss would be like "get the hell away from me and go home if you don't feel well!" but this one....I could be dying on the floor and he'd ask where the latest proposal was.
I had this desk job once in an office where they used a certain type of spot carpet cleaner on a very regular basis. That crap made my eyes swell shut so I got to go home every time they used it.
They must have friggen bought a thousand cases of it or something because they used it the entire time I worked there.
If I needed a day off I just had to be sure to make some kind of mess the previous day. I'd show up in the morning, let my eyes swell shut, sit outside till I could see then drive home.
What a great job that was!
smack the penguin, hit the tennis ball, shoot the cat.... one of those...
or find a Sudoku or crossword puzzle website.
This should keep you busy for the rest of the day....
http://addictinggames.com/hapland2.html
I want to shoot myself now.
Talk about sex with me.
I hooked up with this girl recently who is up for doing a threesome with me. Actually, she'd rather get another couple and do a foursome, since she's done the three-way route before. Except I'm all set with another guy in the mix. It's not homophobic, it's just that I've I'm all set with another naked guy inches away from me. Maybe self conscience, like I'd get too nervous?
Well I'm not going to do the group thing with a guy, I have to be selfish. But looking at the online ads, it seems easier to find another couple than just a sngle girl. But I haven't actively pursued anything online yet, so I'm not sure.
WWBD?(what would bella do?)
I want to shoot the cat.
That is a euphemism, right?
I keep mentioning this by the way, not because I'm bragging, but the mere thought that it may actually happen has me all giddy like a little fat kid who just found a closet full of cake.
Or like Kicky who has just found a closet full of beastiality porn.
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