I played with my weiner.
Momma used to put a clothespin on it when she caught me.
Is that why I like to set fires?
I feel guilty for hanging out on A2K instead of working.
I think you like to set fires because you are a psychopathic pyromaniac. I think you go on drug induced murdering rampages because of the clothes pin thing.
I feel guilty all the time, for everything I do.
I'm a baaaad man.
You are. Now go to my room.
