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Mon 20 Feb, 2006 12:36 pm
Man may get second chance with rat gift
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A misbehaving man may get a second chance at romance after showing his ex-girlfriend that he knows he was a rat. The man sent his ex a plastic toy rodent with a real red rose in its mouth on Valentine's Day, the Dominion Post reported Wednesday.
A courier delivered the rodent-and-rose bouquet in a plain white box without a note, a florist said.
The man, who did not want to be named, had acknowledged "being a naughty boy" during his relationship with the woman and wanted to surprise her, said Jacque Holbrook, the owner of Juliette Florist.
The woman laughed when she opened the box and realized who sent it, Holbrook said.
"She said it tickled her fancy so much that she might give him a second chance," she was quoted as saying. "It could have backfired ... but she liked it."
Damn. A rat and a rose!
I thought my ferret-and-carnation President's Day bouquet missed the mark...
Three times I read that as a "real red nose."
I think I may need therapy.
HAH. So did I. Man, how gross can you get?
Roger and Drewdad are probably not known for their romantic gestures.
roger wrote:HAH. So did I. Man, how gross can you get?
That sounds like a new thread idea....
I would never have dreamed up giving a rat, real or phony, to a love interest. I still think it a poor concept.
I once got a birthday card with a picture of a rat on it, from my sister, who at the time, was mad at me. :wink:
DrewDad wrote:cyphercat wrote:Roger and Drewdad are probably not known for their romantic gestures.
Oh, contraire....
Yeah, those bouquets of noses go over real big...