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Sat 18 Feb, 2006 02:13 pm
I'm going to miss those guys. In case you haven't heard we have lost quite a few members. Dyslexia is gone as well as BVT, aka Bipolarbear. Also lost are farmerman, Joe Nation, Setanta, edgarblythe and roger.
There are also whispers that kickycan and Slappy Doo Hoo fell in the carnage.
All were killed by Dick Cheney. All fell as Cheney's shotgun roared to life.
Cheney says it was an accident -- he says he was cleaning his gun and it accidentally discharged, killing all ten of our beloved friends.
An incredulous reporter asked, "You killed 10 men with one shot? That's not possible."
Cheney stood by his story and Bush says he is satisfied with that story. There will be no charges filed. Case closed.
One more thing, and this is just a rumor: Several eyewitnesses said the Cheney had a demented look on his face as he was mowing these people down and that he screamed, "YOU LIBERAL A2K BASTARDS DESERVE TO DIE! THE BITCHES ARE NEXT!!!"
I am sick to my stomach that he is going to get away with this.
Let us have a moment a silence to pay respect to our fallen friends.
So, how did you escape the bullet?
<Removes fez, bows head.>
Good riddance, if you ask me.
Re: Farewell to our A2K friends. Gone are dyslexia, BVT....
gustavratzenhofer wrote:... Also lost ... Setanta
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! who will keep us all in line now?
oh, and in memory of his weirdness...
Ramen Noodles
Calamity Jane wrote:So, how did you escape the bullet?
I escaped because of Cheney's sick "Visigoth Theory."
There must always be one person left alive. One person to spread the word.
That person is me.
He is getting off scott free because as I understnd it he was given permission by Bush at the same time he was given permission to release government secrets
I feel horrible, but I forgot to include patiodog's name on the list of the fallen.
Dog was still alive when I initially started this post. He was struggling but a black shadow filled his room, a gloved hand covered his mouth, and he quickly joined his friends.
The black shadow was Karl Rove.
The bastard.
I hate that guy.
au1929 wrote:He is getting off scott free because as I understnd it he was given permission by Bush at the same time he was given permission to release government secrets
Really? Just what secrets does Gus have?
Gustav - Can I throw a monkey wrench on your work?
Quote:I'm going to miss those guys. In case you haven't heard we have lost quite a few members. Dyslexia is gone as well as BVT, aka Bipolarbear. Also lost are farmerman, Joe Nation, Setanta, edgarblythe and roger.
There are also whispers that kickycan and Slappy Doo Hoo fell in the carnage.
All were killed by Dick Cheney. All fell as Cheney's shotgun roared to life.
That was no shotgun, it was a Big Bertha.
Kicky and I were holding hands, knowing it was the end. It was a Thelma & Louise moment.
Of course, this is the soul of Slappy typing this. I will miss you all.
And we will miss you, Slappy soul.
yippee!!!
Finally an excuse to wear that new black dress and hat ensemble with the elbow length gloves.
ehBeth wrote:yippee!!!
Finally an excuse to wear that new black dress and hat ensemble with the elbow length gloves.
I trust there will be some suede involved somewhere...
Wake up, Gustav, it's just a nightmare!!
Sturgis, you know me too well.
That little emoticon dude at the end of your sentence scared the hell out of me.
I was reading along and....blam.... there he was!
Don't ever do that again, Francis.
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