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snood
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 02:38 pm
danke. looks yummy.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 02:59 pm
Look like churros to me!
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 09:12 pm
Walter

You got 'em!. Well done. I acknowledge that it looks rather like some weird Satanic german speaking agrarian cult is throwing Gumbys in boiling oil, but that's the Amish.

I can eat these things (with watermellon) from when the cows leave in the morning and right up until they are embargoed by Americans, shot, and then never come home.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:10 pm
blatham wrote:
Walter
I acknowledge that it looks rather like some weird Satanic german speaking agrarian cult is throwing Gumbys in boiling oil, but that's the Amish.


After WWII, we had not only some US HQ in our house but later a couple of refugees from Eastern Europe as well (26 persons, when I was a child).

I know Rollkuchen from that time - and your description fits exactly with my memory ... and why I didn't like it.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:13 pm
Walter

Everything tastes badly when you have Americans in your house.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:14 pm
Well that then should be "after" Laughing
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:17 pm
Yes, the effects can linger.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:18 pm
Perhaps there is a money-making idea here....an aerosol..."YankeeOut"
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2003 11:20 pm
Hehe, just a night after the 4th of July Shocked :wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2003 06:26 am
Snotty Canuck . . .

Now i wanna drive over to Plain City and eat at the Amish home cookin' restaurant . . .
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2003 08:10 am
Dearest Setanta

By all means, dig out the keys to your DeSoto and head on over. A fine meal awaits you.

A couple of tips...

Wear gumboots with a few obvious smears of cowshit - service will be warmer and the food faster to arrive.

Whenever 'lard' is mentioned, smack your lips - word will certainly get the the chef (a rotund grandmother named Agnes) and your portions will reflect her appreciation of your appreciation.

Smile at your waitress (a rotund granddaughter named Elsie) and tell her that the curtains are pretty. At her level of sublimation, any speech act at all from you will excite, and she'll think of you as she crawls under her wool blanket that night. This presents no advantage to you, of course, but it would be a humane kindness.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2003 08:14 am
A devious and immoral set of suggestions, indeed--thanks fer the tip, Boss !
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2003 08:25 am
"Devious and Immoral Suggestions"...I like that! May I use it for the title of my planned assault on the publishing world? No, you get **** all.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 07:24 am
Shouldn't this be split off to the cooking section?
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 07:41 am
LW

I sense integrity of content here. But I suspect you're just talking me up because you've heard rumor of my Mennonite sexual magnificence.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:19 am
Not the cooking section, LW, the "self-affirmative action" section where they'll put up with stuff like "Mennonite sexual magnificence."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:19 am
I thought Mennonights practiced asexual reproduction.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:43 am
See the trouble that we spiritually-minded get into in this god-forsaken secular culture! The slightest breath of our deepest and most cherished beliefs into the public discourse and it's demeanitude.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:45 am
De meanest tudes we can come up with, Our Dear Mountie--you have pulled at the edge of the top shelf you should never climb to once too often, and have pulled the contents down upon your own devoted, charismatic pate . . .
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:50 am
Setanta

Please place this sentence around your neck and wear it like the albatross it is
Quote:
you have pulled at the edge of the top shelf you should never climb to once too often
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