Psst. I have it on good authority that THIS is the REAL Ellpus foundation. I found it in his closet. Don't anybody tell Lady Ellpus, 'k?
And no, I shall NOT be donating to help him purchase more ladies' undergarments. But perhaps I could find a few cast-offs for him in my armoire...I don't think he'll mind if they're slightly ripped. Anyone else have any second-hand naughties they can donate?