I've really got to stop with the swearing.

Kicky, I don't know how you're going to stop swearing. What are you going to tell those guys you meet at the rest stops? "I want you to 'do' me in the butt?"

Just doesn't sound right.

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These days, I only swear at my stupid &%#@!!!!&^ computer! Laughing

Funny story I just remembered. Laughing

Some years ago, I had a bird that I taught to talk.
She talked a lot.
I tried not to swear around her, but occassionally I'd forget.
One day she comes out with a word she could have only heard from me.
It was hysterical!!! Laughing

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Just replace the swear words with ordinary household stuff. Try it, it's fun!

Go phlox yourself
I need to take a ship
What a dumb axe
He's such an amp hole

etc etc etc

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I did start worrying that I'd slip during "traffic frustration" curses, and my children would hear me say fukk, so I started saying F. When I was really mad, I'd just explode in a string of alphabet.

MFGPDCDDFFGB....F!

A stress reliever AND educational.

Of course, when they got older, they did ask what the hell I was doing.

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Get a two year old, then you'll stop swearing. And cursing at drivers.

Imagine your sweet child, riding a tricycle, coming up on an elderly couple out for their daily walk. "Out of the way, grandma!"

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Seriously, though, swearing is not all it's cracked up to be. If you curse casually, what do you do when something requires true emphasis?

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violence, of course.

You should do the alphabet cursing. You're kids would be ahead of the class.

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BUGGER! I wish I'd found this bloody thread earlier, as I could have given Kicky some f*cking good advice on how I managed to stop all this swearing malarky.

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I never swear, I carry a 357 magnum. (loaded)

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Say bollocks alot.

and wanker.

No one here knows what they mean.

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There was this time I was baking bread in the kitchen and the ice maker in the fridge starting making all kinds of lud racket, Three rounds in the compressor put an end to that ****. (well that, and unplugging the thing)

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Hell, my wife has made me quit smoking, I currently can't drink due to meds and since work performs random testing, fun-drugs are out.

Cursing's the only addiction I f*cking have! Damned if I could give it up.

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Develop an addiction to porn and lewd sex acts, Questioner.

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Worked for me.

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Kicky
I must admit I say "Oh piffle" on rare occasions.

BBB

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Lash wrote:

violence, of course.

You should do the alphabet cursing. You're kids would be ahead of the class.

If I have to sing The Alphabet Song ONE more time....

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****

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ossobuco wrote:

I was raised to be quiet and nice, and see where that got me, a ticket to passive aggressive.

AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Passive Agressive people make me swear more than all other causes put together.

STOP THAT YOU PR*CKS!

I think a much better term for a passive agressive person would be "chain jerker"

STOP ALL THAT PASSIVE AGRESSIVE SH*T, YOU PR*CK CHAIN JERKERS!

We all see right through you.

Ohhhhh..... now I've made you upset......ohhhhh.

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Re: Kicky

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

I must admit I say "Oh piffle" on rare occasions.

BBB

LOL. I say that more than occassionally too. Laughing

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I've really got to stop with the swearing.

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