Hi, My name is Heeven and I'm a Gemini ....

seeking sf, 22-38 (or so), race unimportant. i'm guilty of at least four deadly sins on a daily basis. i think the cultivation of yeasts is humankind's greatest innovation. must be similarly slothful and reclined toward inaction.

Yikes dawg, are you trying to scare 'em off? What are the four deadly sins?

gluttony, envy, lust...

can i save the fourth as a sort of grab-bag item? i'm not a very good catholic, i'm afraid. aside from that whole no-baptism-no-confirmation i had to look up the seven deadlies.

I have a personal ad up on several dating sites. I think I need to have a girlfriend or three write one for me instead.

P R O J E C T !!!!!!!

Back in a bit ...

hmmm

and if you get a response, will you respond?

Howzabout ...

Hot Tamale looking for Spicy Partner to Dish together.

Me: Vibrant, sexy, funny, intelligent, buff babe, not afraid of rugged tattooed finely chiseled male specimens.

You: A pulse! The rest we can make-up together!

brilliant!
shall we post it for her?
i've got pix!

The problem is that men go into a relationship thinking the woman will never change, and she does, while women go into a relationship thinking the man WILL change, and he doesn't.

but we don't want rugged, tattooed and chiselled to change!

Single male seeks relationship built on a constant barrage of kinky sex with similarly shallow female with thick butt and big boobs.

Must be bi sexual at least on my birthday, New Years Eve and the fourth of July.

Must be a rocker, smoke pot, and love Italian food.

Please limit emotional baggage to a carry on, not a steamer trunk.

Good Christian values helpful.

It's all about expectations. Everything is going to change from time to time and we gotta be able to embrace that. Perfection is fleeting, the rest is life!

Bi- you'll find your lady-love in any Church on a Sunday morning, however the baggage with any female is non-negotiable ... unless she is unable to communicate in any way!

will I respond....? Good Q.

Thing is, Heeven, I understand the need to 'sell yourself', but I don't belive in false advertisement.

.....well, I'm off for the weekend! See y'all.

Okay littlek - are you telling me you are not a vibrant, sexy, funny, intelligent, buff babe?

I described you (in the context of a personal ad) as I have come to know you online.
You are a vibrant person because you are full of life.
You are sexy because you are pretty and I'm not sure you think so.
You are funny - well I don't have to explain that one.
You are intelligent - duh!
You are buff - hello, I've seen your pictures on your website, you have lovely trim figure.
There ain't nothing false about telling it like it is. Yeah there are loads of people who build themselves up to be something they're not but none of the above is incorrect and I have never even met you plus I don't believe in B.S.!!! C'mon, from what you know of me online, do you think I would lie to you?

My personal ad wud read as follows

Always happy,
Always gay,
Looking for love ?
No f**king way !
Olive skinned,
Freaky nature,
German car,
Solid future.
Ready to party,
Yng at heart,
Doles out fun,
Free on the mart,
So for one night atleast,
if you can be mine,
then don't be shy
drop me a line !

(Do u think this will work ??)

:wink: You would be snapped up in an instant Gautam :wink: