Mama's Got a Squeeze Box

There just aren't enough songs about accordions anymore.

accordions?
accordions
accordions?
accordions!?!

It's about accordions?

Aren't they those people who came down to Louisiana from Canadahdah.??

If it is, I don't understand.

If it's not about accordions, I do understand.

Joe

Tis a heavy truth you've spoken, sublime 1.

Shirley and Lee - Let the good times roll

Come on baby let the good times roll
Come on baby let me thrill your soul..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...

Come on baby yes this is this...
This is the something I just can't miss..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...

Come on baby while the thrill is on..
Come on baby lets have some fun..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...

Come on baby just close the door..
Come on baby lets rock some more...
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...

refrain2:
Feels so good...
When your home..
Come on baby..
Rock me all night long..

Rod Stewart - Tonight's the night

Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind

Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Love that song.

And Squeeze Box is certainly not about an accordion. Just like AC/DC's Big Balls isn't about parties.

What the hell are you up to Edgar the Esoteric?

Walk this way.......

sometimes a great notion . . .

Conway Twitty - You've Never Been This Far Before

I can almost hear the stillness
As it yelds to the sound of your heart beating pum pum pum
And I can almost hear the echo
Of the thoughts that I know you must be thinking pum pum pum
And I can feel your body tremble
As you wonder what this moment holds in store pum pum pum
And as I put my arms around you
I can tell you've never been this far before pum pum pum

I don't know what I'm saying
As my trembling fingers touch forbidden places pum pum pum
I only know I've waited
For so long for the chance that we are taking pum pum pum
I don't know and I don't care
What made you tell him you don't love him anymore pum pum pum
And as I taste your tender kisses
I can tell you've never been this far before pum pum pum

And as I take the love you're giving
I can feel the tension building in your mind hmm hmm hmm
And you're wondering if tomorrow
I'll still love you like I'm loving you tonight hmm hmm hmm
You have no way of knowing but tonight will only make me love you more
And I hope that you'll believe me
Cause I know you've never been this far before pum pum pum pum pum pum

I can't imagine where this topic is headed...

a lot of heterosexual innuendo going on here sturgis... your confusion is understandable...

Yipes! You said the hetero word.

Innuendo? How about this one?

Paper Thin Hotel

The walls of this hotel are paper-thin
Last night I heard you making love to him
The struggle mouth to mouth and limb to limb
The grunt of unity when he came in
I stood there with my ear against the wall
I was not seized by jealousy at all
In fact a burden lifted from my soul
I heard that love was out of my control
A heavy burden lifted from my soul
I heard that love was out of my control

I listened to your kisses at the door
I never heard the world so clear before
You ran your bath and you began to sing
I felt so good I couldn't feel a thing

I stood there with my ear against the wall ...

And I can't wait to tell you to your face
And I can't wait for you to take my place
You are The Naked Angel In My Heart
You are The Woman With Her Legs Apart
It's written on the walls of this hotel
You go to heaven once you've been to hell

A heavy burden lifted from my soul
I heard that love was out of my control

Big Ten Inch Record
Aerosmith

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When I wanna get her goin'
Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
and liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

ooooooooo Conway makes me melt when he sings that!

Conway was all right.

Holy crap!!! It's not about an accordion!