No, I was putting on blush... I mean changing the radio station.
What is it with backing up? I've never hit anything going forward.
Nevertheless, I hope you apologized and invited them over for the toenail painting party tonight.
Apologize??? It wasn't my fault... he should be the one apologizing. I mean, who walks down an alley, anyways?
Besides, what was he doing on your property anyway? This is CLEARLY his fault.
He's feeling like he's gonna cry for no reason.
there's always a reason, cj. It's just not always obvious or explanable.
In other news, stores in downtown Milwaukee reported they had all been sold out of chocolate, Jimmy Choos and peach-scented bath oil cubes.
jespah wrote:In other news, stores in downtown Milwaukee reported they had all been sold out of chocolate, Jimmy Choos and peach-scented bath oil cubes.
Ha!
Actually, I am feeling a bit better. I have been informed that my ingestion of the small light blue pill could have been much worse. Apparently the light blue pill adminsters less of a dose than the dark blue pill.
However, this news, while comforting at the present, also brings disturbing news, as the end of the light blue pills signals the begining of a week of an entirely different sort of hormonal swing.
If you keep taking them every day you probably won't notice a thing.
except tender breasts, a heavy bloated feeling, and an overwhelming desire to bang the cupboard doors.
I like my chicken breasts tender but don't think I would much enjoy having my own breasts tender.
Well, since your pill cycle is over, make sure you're prepared for a visit from Aunt Flo in the next few days.
make sure you're prepared with extra supplies in your handbag.
I know, it's new, it's scary, it's painful
When the cramps come, try deep breathing for as long as that works.
Then, practice separating your mind from you body, floating above it, that sometimes helps.
As does a couple of gin and tonics.
Something something something, Gin and Tonics... got it.
Is this what happened to Neo when he took a pill during the first Matrix movie? If so, expect martial arts prowess in a few days.
Oh... I like the way you think, jespah. I'm gonna go fight crime tonight.
Not in those heels, you won't. You'll need to change into something sensible first, you vixen, you.
