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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 08:41 am
The Mrs and I have a pretty regimented morning ritual. We each have our little jobs to get ready in the morning. This morning was pancakes (of the frozen variety) so I turned on the oven and got the cakes cooking and moved on to begin preparing out lunches as she got the morning drinks ready and proceeded to get our morning vitamins together.
The cakes were cooked, buttered and syruped so we sat down to enjoy these culinary delights. Once they were injested, I naturally reached for my vitamins (the closest ones to me), popped them in my mouth and gulped them down. As I was walking out the door, I hear a slight chuckle and an ominous warning: "Don't be alarmed but I think you just took my birth control pill."
Apparently the vitamins closest to me were not mine and actually contained the tiny blue pill that dutifully performs its task day in and day out. So my apologies in advance if I am a bit more hormonal then usual today.
hehehe....
just sit down and have a good cry....you'll feel better.
Maybe there is something to this.... I am really really cranky this morning.
Is your hair especially shiny and full today?
Have you, uh, stepped on the scales yet?
Now that you mention it... my hair does look really good this morning.
oh no, don't step on the scale, you probably have all this water retention and it'll just make you upset.
If you don't watch it, you'll be running down the hall screaming...
"Don't look at me! I'm a monster!"
I already got in a little tiff with the resident witch here at work today... if she doesn't watch it I'm gonna start talking behind her back and spread really nasty rumors about her.
I know, she's such a little b!tch.
You could always put salt in her coffee.
It'd serve her right.
I heard she made out with 3 guys at the christmas party... what a little slut.
Yeah, I hate her and I'm not even on the pill.
JP! Your shoes are fabulous today! Check out what I got for 85% off...!
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jp, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
jespah wrote:jp, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Only on Mondays when I take my birth control pills.
Thanks for having my back, Eva.
hmmmm, I wonder if it will increase your sex drive
I'm not entirely sure that is possible, J_B :wink:
Did you notice lots of people honking at you on the way to work this morning?
Any strange urge to go check out the sale racks at Nordstrom?
I did almost hit a guy that was walking while I was backing out of my garage...
Were you plucking your eyebrows at the time?
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