I am the King of Vermont and I take part in weekly wrestling matches with wild polar bears.
In the beginning the earth was flat then it became cone shaped and then shaped sort of like an obelisk. Finally it was determined that what was missing was what was missing which was missing. Did you miss any of that?
Anywho...I am, as I indicated King of Vermont and here is a picture of my modest home.
mind you it's only my weekend place, the main castle is elsewhere...