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Hello. My name is Jace (pron. jay-s, jase, not jay-see) and I live in Nebraska. I've lied and told some people that I'm sixteen, but, the truth is, I'm fifteen (my birthday's in May). I'm a sophomore, by the way. My occupation is farmhand, though I'm a town boy m'self. And it's strictly a summer job. In school, I go out for nearly every extra-curricular activity that is offered and I get A-'s to B's for grades. Despite this, my teachers (those tricky people) see through the fact that I don't apply my full effort to my schoolwork and always pick me to go to those quiz-bowl thingys. Rolling Eyes

Okay, you can probably tell I write better than most teenagers, but, hey, it's what I plan to do when I get older (write, that is). Writing is my passion, you could say, but that might sound a little too much like a kinky-weird sexual innuendo.
In my free time like to write (poems/stories) and listen to music. I enjoy rock music and reading (classics and fantasy) till my eyes fall out. I enjoy posting meaningless, yet witty threads and replies (but my poetry is in the OW forum, if you wanna know).

That's me. Take it or leave it.

I notice hardly anyone puts anything in their profiles so...
Who's behind the username?
Who are YOU?

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Did you ever see the cartoon "Daria"?

I'm a cross between her and "Harriet The Spy".

Except that I'm a middle aged art hippie who spent the last couple of years becoming Person B.

I've been learning things I didn't even know that I wanted to know.

And now that I know them I couldn't imagine how it might have been had I never learned them.

So I guess I'm Daria The Spy who is now attending the school of knocks.

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let's see

my real name is joe

i live in soutwestern ontario, canada

i'm 43 (good lord, that can't be right)

i'm a grower for a hydroponic greenhouse (tomatoes)

i'm just this guy, no wife (never married, no kids, no desire to have either

still trying to decide what i want to be when i grow up

love, music, books, video games, and films

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Everything's on my profile.

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My real name is Robin.

I'm 35 years old. I love to write and am working on my first book. I love to play guitar and sing. I write songs in my free time. I love horses and would have about 100 of them if I were rich. I work with troubled youths. My ultimate goal at this point is to buy a farm, get about four troubled horses, and four foster care kids and teach them how to train the horses. With the hope that they could learn something about their own behaviors through teaching the horse to behave better. Just a thought at this point... but it could happen!

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my real name is saul, saul katz, nice to meet you jase.

I live over on the west side.

I have a small business dealing in gemstones.
I do very nice thank you.

my wife sheila and I are starting to talk about retirement.

we have a small condo in Boca Raton, so we can be closer to the grandkids.

if you like jase I can get you a deal on a nice diamond pinkie ring.

such a nice young man. not like these hoodlums you see today.

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You know all those stupid jokes I post, my sarcastic attitude and how I mock people?

That's me in real life.

And I'm a 29 year old single guy in outside sales.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

You know all those stupid jokes I post, my sarcastic attitude and how I mock people?

That's me in real life.

And I'm a 29 year old single guy in outside sales.

NO WAY!

you see jase? you see how you could turn out you don't have respect?

everytime I hear from this slippy boo boo goy with the damn hippity hop music.

don't get me started...

ok mr. boo hoo, if you were smart, you'd find a nice girl, settle down already. and have kids. what? do you think some stranger will take care of you when you're old?

enough with the fancy schmancy cars and being mr. smart mouth.

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Hahaha...that's funny.

Actually, I think finding a nice girl to settle down with, who's going to pack on 30lbs after childbirth, stop working, lose her sex drive, and sponge off of me for the rest of her life? Not so smart.

I've already been telling women very soon off the bat I don't want kids & marriage. Still doesn't drive them away.

But then again, I've done dumber things, so who knows what'll happen.

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Hello, my real name is Lord Ellpus and I live in a big house in the country.
There are lots of strong men and women here, who dress in white coats and take me for walks.
Sometimes they push me right up to the top of the hill.

I like Thursdays, as that is when they take me to see Professor Muntz.

He has probes.

My favourite herb is parsley.

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And, Ellpus just became old. But I'm older than he is, not by much but enough that I get to be uppity now.

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Chai Tea wrote:

jase

It's Jace!! J-A-C-E!!

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At some point, you people started making this stuff up, but I'll be damned if I can figure out exactly when.

<scratching head>

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Maybe they thought I was joking about being Daria the Spy?

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boomerang wrote:

Maybe they thought I was joking about being Daria the Spy?

nope

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Eva wrote:

At some point, you people started making this stuff up, but I'll be damned if I can figure out exactly when.

<scratching head>

At some point between typing the first letter and hitting the submit button

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Alright.....I admit it!

<AHEM>......My favourite herb is really Oregano.

They've given me TWO tablets tonight. That should keep me from wandering about.

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I was born in Wolf Hole Arizona to a father who was a Chinese railroad worker and a mother who was a Mescalero Apache. My birth name was Johann Amadeus Majenski. At the age of three I was apprenticed to a brujo and taught the ways of psychiatric herbal medicine and dissillusionment. At the age of 9 I changed my name to Dyslexia and stowed away on a steam ship to japan where I wondered about the landscape setting wrongs to rights and learning to play the drums. I stayed in touch with mummy with constant letter writing which is how I learned cursive. I am a capricorn. My brother is an albino Jesuit Priest ministering to the needs of golf pro instructors in Boca Raton Fl.

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CrazyDiamond wrote:

Chai Tea wrote:

jase

It's Jace!! J-A-C-E!!

Oy, ok sorry already Mr. J-A-C-E from god knows where in the middle of who knows, no need to be yelling. deaf I'm not......you boys from the Nebraska are the tough ones, nu?

You get plenty of milk I bet, and eggs.

me, I have to avoid eggs, the cholesterol.

oh and milk, don't get me started. I just had a splotch of milk in my decaf.
I'll be up all night.

<sigh>

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