If you could start all over again....

I almost signed up as The Black Fairy.

ROFLMAO

I would've chosen BucketOFelch....until I looked up the meaning:

Felch
Verb
Definition 1: Sucking semen out of vagina or anus with a straw
Definition 2: To suck your own cum out of your partner's ass (with or without a straw) and then give it back to them in a kiss.
Definition 3: The act of sucking your OWN cum out of your OWN asshole using a silly straw---this is possible only AFTER you have managed to stuff your own crank up your ass
Usage Example: Jack was one crazy b*stard, he managed to felch himself after jizzing in his own butt.

(courtesy of turdwords.com )
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Wow. I think I'll go with CaptainCraniumCracka, because I'm a whiteboy and proud. And, plus, then I would sound cool when I finally lived my secret dream of becoming a regular poster in the 'rap battle' thread.

PantsORama

HuckleberryHanky

CountFlatula

my alter ego on another board is beercan bob
this is my avatar

Ramen

Wait...I was going to use that as my backup screename!

I'd just have to out do you with "ROFLMAOLOLOLOL"

Open to interpretation.

Brother, Bun, and Holy Toast, sister...

Dog bless you,
Ramen...

I quite like periwinkle, but I don't know what message it conveys.

CLEVELAND STEEMER

No perverted answers. This is a Slappy Doo Hoo thread.

Or should I say, BucketOFelch.

Arms Akimbo.

I didn't use it so I'm saving it as my superheroine alter ego when I write my comic book life story.

One of my alter egos is gigiwatt.

as stated elsewhere -- Upton O'Good...

Tacomuncher.



Is that open to interpretation?

No, it's pretty clear what you mean there, pervy.

How about TechnoSnatch.

I am quite fond of Mexican.

UberCooter