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Fri 6 Jan, 2006 03:36 pm
Any comment from our Australian friends here? :wink:
Artist paints with her breasts
An Australian woman has become famous for her ability to paint with her breasts
Di Peel's first canvas sold for £5, her second for £10 and she's now busy with an order for 10 at £40 each.
The mother of two, from Tasmania, who is happy to describe herself as a big woman, works at the kitchen table rather than at an easel, reports the Mercury newspaper.
She said: "I either apply the paint to my breasts and lean on to the canvas or apply the paint to the canvas and then lean into it to spread the paint.
"I sign every picture with my nipple."
Di says she has to take a shower ever time she changes colours and uses canvases because drawing paper tends to slide around the table.
Commenting on her work, she added: "They are more like abstract flowers. But my latest piece, people say, looks like the Earth from space. My son named it Earthquake, because he thinks it looks like an earthquake."
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My god.
What next?
Testicular graffiti? -- Just slap your balls up against a wall and call it art!
Anything that leads to vomiting would not be considered art....
DrewDad wrote:Anything that leads to vomiting would not be considered art....
Well, once the vomit dried....it might be.
Bella Dea wrote:What next?
Testicular graffiti? -- Just slap your balls up against a wall and call it art!
Now there's an idea. OK if it's somebody else's testicles?
I need a face painter for my next birthday party... is she available ya think?
Bella,
Upon reading your comment, I laughed out loud.
Admit it, guys, don't I just come up with the best stories?
with is funny - I'd like to also watch her paint
Reyn see if you can dig up one of her pictures
I'll have to examine the equipment to make sure it works properly!!
Anon
I want to know if she is ambidextrous or, erm, mammalia-dextrous or, what the hell, can she paint with one individual breast or paint two individual pictures at once? Just how talented is this woman?
Actually, this reminds me of a scene in The Graduate where Dustin Hoffman and the girl go to a strip joint and see a dancer who could make her breast go in opposite circles. Impressive she was, yes indeed.
Diane wrote:I want to know if she is ambidextrous or, erm, mammalia-dextrous or, what the hell, can she paint with one individual breast or paint two individual pictures at once? Just how talented is this woman?
Actually, this reminds me of a scene in The Graduate where Dustin Hoffman and the girl go to a strip joint and see a dancer who could make her breast go in opposite circles. Impressive she was, yes indeed.
Is this Osso, Dys or Diane? LOL
Ha, ha, ha--it's really the nun gone bad this time...
husker wrote:Reyn see if you can dig up one of her pictures
I'll probably be able to get
a picture. Not sure if I can get the right one. :wink:
Well, well, well! It was surprisingly not very difficult. Here she is:
And so nobody thinks I made this up, here is the
source.
I am trying very, very hard not to be crude....... Goodness, it boggles the mind.
Il am still interested in viewing one of her paintings.
I'm very relieved that she doesn't appear to be using oil paints. Imagine cleaning the ... er ...
equipment! Turps & all that ...
Ooh Yeaaa, Now were talking art baby.
cancel my party booking...