What should I do for my 21st Birthday?Less than 3 weeks away

She's turning 21 Gus, not 91.

What 21 year-old would not enjoy such an evening?

We live in different universes, you and I, Greenwitch.

I am way past 21 and never went bowling - probably never will.

Do the 21 year olds in your universe wear Depends and get around with walkers?

I outta hit you with a duck.

You know Green Witch, I always had a hunch that
gustav is writing out of a retirement home.

Why haven't you gone bowling?

I'll take mine roasted with a cherry sauce please.

I agree, should we call for his keepers?

Let us journey into the future -- the near future. Chicago, early May.

Excitement is in the air as the A2Kers converge upon the Windy City.

Gustav looks around and spies a woman. He knows immediately it is Jane.

Within seconds they are talking like old friends. Gus says, "C'mon up to my hotel room, Jane, and I'll show you my walker."

He's blind too!!!

It's more tragic then I thought. Poor Gus, poor keeper.

Jane declines the invitation from Gus to go to his motel room. Gus, dejected, begins to walk away. Suddenly a scream fills the air...

"HEY, RATZENHOFER!! COME ON OVER AND WE'LL EAT SOME WEEDS TOGETHER!"

Gus turns and is delighted to see Green Witch beckoning him. He sticks his tongue out at Calamity Jane and races toward Greenwitch and her intoxicating herbs...

That's okay gustav! With Travolta on my side, I won't
get bored

It's so hot how Green Witch doesn't have her teeth in.

Well CL, for one, DON'T drink, because once you start, your friends will buy you shots all night, or for a 1/2 hour before you puke all over yourself.

Since you won't be drinking, you're saving your friends $$. So make them take you to a nice restaurant first. Then hit up a cheesy nightclub and experience getting hit on by older drunk morons like me. You could hit a restaurant on Newbury St., then down to Lansdowne St. for clubs.

I don't think you have to be older to get a limo. I remember going on one for my friend's 21st.

You know how to live on the edge, Jane.

Does anyone know what Slappy just said?

Yes, gustav, I like you too!

Gus NO! - that's my crazy grandmother! She doesn't know chives from henbane! Here I am flying to your rescue: and I definitely have my teeth.

Crazylady is going to be so disappointed losing her thread.