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Man changes name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 07:31 pm
Oooookkkayyy! Rolling Eyes Whatever turns your crank..... Rolling Eyes

PETA staffer legally changes name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

at 14:40 on December 30, 2005, EST.

NEW YORK (AP) - A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.

Chris Garnett, youth outreach co-ordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.

"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriendCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."

Norfolk, Va.-based PETA's complaints against KFC stem from video footage shot last year recording alleged mistreatment of birds at a Pilgrim's Pride Corp. plant in Moorefield, W.Va. The plant is a KFC supplier.

Yum! Brands, the parent company of KFC, has disputed the claims of mistreatment. In June, a grand jury refused to indict former workers at the West Virginia chicken plant.

"Stacked" star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett's name change.

"I'm sure Chris can't wait 'till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."


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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 09:36 pm
I'm going to change my name to Leave Me The Frick Alone So I Can Read For A While Fercryingoutloud.

Then when everyone gets used to leaving me the frick alone I'll change it to Thank You.

Or maybe to Prince.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 09:40 pm
Ya's all can call me Extra Crispy Please.

How does this mutant think we get that tasty fried chicken, from organ donor chickens?

What a nutroll.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 09:49 pm
Think I shall change my name to Yumyumyum.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 09:56 pm
boomerang wrote:
I'm going to change my name to Leave Me The Frick Alone So I Can Read For A While Fercryingoutloud.

You just know that everybody's gonna shorten that name!

Hmm, let's see, what would they call you? Frick? Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 09:58 pm
You realize this could start a whole new thing! You remember the guy who rented out his forehead to advertise?

Well, folks are now going to change their name to do the same! :wink:
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 10:02 pm

i've been toying with the idea of changing my name to Upton O'Good...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 10:11 pm
I'm gonna change my name to "Mother Teresa" move to India and open a shelter for cats, sell the cats to Revlon for testing new cosmetics.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 09:23 am
Region Philbis wrote:
i've been toying with the idea of changing my name to Upton O'Good...

Okay, I'll ask. Who's Upton O' Good? :wink:
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 09:29 am
dyslexia wrote:
I'm gonna change my name to "Mother Teresa" move to India and open a shelter for cats, sell the cats to Revlon for testing new cosmetics.


now there's a perfect example of thinking outside the litter box. good job.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 09:29 am
Lord Ellpus
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 02:05 pm
Upton O'Good.

<giggles> I love it!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 09:46 pm
Eva wrote:
Upton O'Good.

That's what I said! So who is this bloke?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 09:05 pm

he's a frigment of my imagination...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 09:14 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
he's a frigment of my imagination...

Now he tells me! Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 09:23 pm
How about Goldie Tooshoes?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 09:55 pm
Naw, something a bit more manly. Laughing
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 06:34 am

think i'm gonna change my name to Noah Fence.

(after which i will search the world over for Nun Taikin...)
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 04:44 pm
@Region Philbis,
Well, I'm changing mine to Ima Nidiot.
Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 08:42 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

Well, I'm changing mine to Ima Nidiot.

Oh, c'mon, the Cache Creek idea wasn't that bad!
 

 
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