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Beating Up Barbie

 
 
Noddy24
 
Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:16 pm
This week's Slang City mailing is devoted to BBW (Big Beautiful Women) and SSBBW (Super-Sized Big Beautiful Women).

Illustrating this trend is Ruby. See:

http://www.judgmentofparis.com/BS_R6.jpg

There are three billion women who don't look like supermodels and eight who do.

If anyone can cut and past the poster here, please do. Ruby rocks!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:19 pm
You were most of the way there, just need to put the  tags around it (quote this post to see what I mean):

[img]http://www.judgmentofparis.com/BS_R6.jpg
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:39 pm
Soz--

Thanks.

Ruby Speaks To Me, even if Ruby does upset Mattle.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:39 pm
mmm
yeah
but are there really that many women without nipples?

Shocked
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:44 pm
Hmmmm.....a Rubenesque Barbie.....chomp chomp chomp....
well, I guess...chomp chomp...it's about time....chomp chomp chomp.....

But, ya know...chomp chomp.....I kinda think there's gotta be a....chomp
chomp chomp....middle of the road place here
...chomp..chomp...someplace between a super-skinny Barbie and a
seriously overweight one....chomp...chomp......(pardon me, I'm chewing Nicorette gum)......

Because....neither message...chomp chomp ....is really healthy....

If I can try to .....chomp chomp chomp...quit smoking....then maybe
Rubenesque Barbie ....chomp...could lose a few pounds......or Skinny
Barbie could eat healthy and look like a real human being.....chomp chomp chomp.....

just a thought.....
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:49 pm
Awe, if she's happy with herself, I think she's gorgeous.

StrayCat - I think the happy inbetween you are looking for can be found by simply pushing the head of a regular Barbie down on her neck. Amazing what that does to make her look less anorexic.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 07:40 pm
I wonder if that would work on my sister-in-law...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 07:44 pm
Hee hee...

I have the feeling you'd have fun experimenting...
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:04 pm
she has no sag - it looks like no pencil holding going on
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:14 pm
ehBeth wrote:
mmm
yeah - but are there really that many women without nipples?

Shocked


Not on the bits of the internet I frequent.... :wink:
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:28 pm
Canadian Barbie?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:29 pm
Fat Barbie's got her own home-page!!!

Fat Barbie Doll Fantasies
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:47 pm
Mr. Stillwater--

You are invaluable.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 11:54 am
husker wrote:
she has no sag - it looks like no pencil holding going on


Where'd you learn about that?

That is supposed to be classified information.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 11:56 am
sozobe wrote:
You were most of the way there, just need to put the  tags around it (quote this post to see what I mean):

[img]http://www.judgmentofparis.com/BS_R6.jpg


Woah. Barbie's got a FUPA.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 01:49 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
husker wrote:
she has no sag - it looks like no pencil holding going on


Where'd you learn about that?

That is supposed to be classified information.


bette midler does a hilarious routine about the cosmo breast test
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Heatwave
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 02:58 pm
In the news today....

Voice of Reason: Research Debunks 'Barbie Ideal'

Wonderful! Now let's all go and guilt-freely buy Barbies for our girls. NOT!

Wonder how much Mattel paid for this research.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 03:27 pm
The article says:

Quote:
But of course Barbie is not real, and was never intended to represent a healthy body or physical ideal


uhh.. ok, so if that statement were true, why are there not variations of the doll?
Oh yeah.. wait.. thats right.. Mattel introduced colored dolls long ago.
Thats enough variation right?
I mean.. besides color, there are no diffrences....... Rolling Eyes

So, if barbie isnt supposed to be a reflection of ANY human.. why, Mattel, did you feel the need to create colored dolls? H U H ?






yeah.. lets all go buy a barbie.
Hang her, pour alcohol on her, light her hair on fire, stick pins in her buns then microwave her to a crisp

Sounds like little girls have the right idea. ;-)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 07:41 pm
ehBeth wrote:
mmm
yeah
but are there really that many women without nipples?

Shocked


Damn! Now you know my secret...I haven't seen the damn things since that party in 2003, round 3.00 am, and I want the person who borrowed them to BRING THEM BACK!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 08:12 pm
I really like Ruby!

Over the course of my photography career I have photographed thousands of women and curvy girls totally rule. Nothing beats a curvy girl with confidence.
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