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Thu 22 Dec, 2005 07:46 am
I was walking down the road this morning and happened to notice the rays of the sun reflecting off of an object partially buried in the roadside gravel. Upon closer inspection I realized it was a gold coin. At least I think it is.
It appears to be English, or possibly Canadian. There is a picture of a lady on the front and some kind of funky-looking weed on the back. Below the lady's chin, the number "2002" is written. I'm not quite sure what that means. I'm not a coin expert, but I intend to look it up.
On the back, above the weed, the words "Two Pence" are written. Two million?
I just know this coin has some extreme value. I haven't decided if I should try to contact Sotheby's and have it auctioned or just go down to Fred's Coin Shop, right here in town, and have him try to sell it.
I question Fred's character though and therefore will probably go the Sotheby route.
If this thing turns out the way I expect it to, look for old Gus to pull into Chicago next May driving a brand new truck. I will keep you posted.
Oh Gus, you darling. You found it!!! Mail it to me, and I'll buy you a nice chicken dinner!
Tempting.
A rare gold coin for a chicken dinner.
Let me dwell on this most tantalizing proposal.
I'll throw in some candied yams to sweeten the deal!
I don't know what the hell a candied yam is, but it sounds disgusting.
I'll cook a nice turkey dinner, with mashed potatoes and corn. And for dessert, you and I can walk hand in hand along the bank of the swamp that I live by. Just you and I Gus. And your rare coin.
Look what Phoenix is trying to feed me.
What the hell is wrong with that woman?
Bella Dea- Two carbos.......mashed potatoes and corn.
Gus, I would watch out for that woman. She is attempting to block your arteries, and steal your coin. On the other hand, I............................
I know. Bella is up to something. But what?
Women don't just offer corn for nothin'.
Gus, if you coin looks like this:
Grab a dinner, it would be a bargain.
forget these idiots Gus.... you bring me the gold coin and we'll go to Thee Dollhouse and eat a banana split out of the crack of Mistress Veronicas ass while doing tequila breast shots with Candy Stripe.
[quote="blueveinedthrobber"...eat a banana split out of the crack of Mistress Veronicas ass...[/quote]
That has got to be one of the most disgusting images I've ever encountered. Thank you; I shall treasure it forever.
And Gus, maybe you can trade your weed coin for some weed. You need to cut back on the opium.
gus, bring the coin to chicago. you can auction it off there. let's see how far a2k peeps are willing to go...
DrewDad wrote:[quote="blueveinedthrobber"...eat a banana split out of the crack of Mistress Veronicas ass...
That has got to be one of the most disgusting images I've ever encountered. Thank you; I shall treasure it forever.[/quote]
Break Loose Drew... be a man... Thee Dollhouse Banana Split Tuesdays....all the real men are there....
blueveinedthrobber wrote:DrewDad wrote:blueveinedthrobber wrote:...eat a banana split out of the crack of Mistress Veronicas ass...
That has got to be one of the most disgusting images I've ever encountered. Thank you; I shall treasure it forever.
Break Loose Drew... be a man... Thee Dollhouse Banana Split Tuesdays....all the real men are there....
Ass-crack splits. They even pick the lint out for you!
I think gus is doing a Simon Bar-Sinister on us!
Don't you people remember the lessons of Underdog?
DON'T LOOK AT THAT COIN!
DrewDad wrote:blueveinedthrobber wrote:DrewDad wrote:blueveinedthrobber wrote:...eat a banana split out of the crack of Mistress Veronicas ass...
That has got to be one of the most disgusting images I've ever encountered. Thank you; I shall treasure it forever.
Break Loose Drew... be a man... Thee Dollhouse Banana Split Tuesdays....all the real men are there....
Ass-crack splits. They even pick the lint out for you!
and for an extra gratuity you can floss with her thong after.....
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