Worst thing since sliced bread

Lasagna sounds good! We're having pasta, too, of some variety.

Bon appetit!

Wonderbread is welfare food to me. It's po' people 'food' right alongside generic watered downed tomato soup, oriental noodles, and fatty hamburger.

So long as I live I will never eat another slice of this crap. It doesn't even fill you up.

Wonderbread is the stuff that dreams are made of.

Yes Gus, in your case that's probably true. Sad, but true.

Why, oh why, are you always picking on me, dys?

What did I ever do to you?

Wonderbread, until it gets too brittle and starts to disintegrate, makes for wonderful toilet paper in the outhouse. I just stack a bunch up. Usually one slice will do the trick, but some morning I need about three of them bad boys.

But, like I said, when it gets too brittle it will snap off and then you have to walk around with your hind end sticking up in the air for the rest of the day. Very uncomfortable.

Yes, Gus, the stuff that dreams are made of--and just as substantial as dreams.
When I was a child living in a boarding home, there were times when dinner consisted of wonder bread torn into pieces and put into Campbell's pea soup.