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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 09:56 pm
Here we go again!
Funyun said to be shaped like Virgin Mary and baby Jesus
CRAWLEY, W.Va. (AP) - A Greenbrier County man believes some recent good luck came from a higher power -- and that it revealed itself in the form of a Funyun.
John Mize -- a law clerk from Crawley -- says he recently found a Funyun under his car seat that was shaped like the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus.
Now an anonymous online bidder has committed to pay $609 for the onion-flavored snack food parcel.
Mize -- who offered the Funyun on e-Bay for 99 cents last month -- says they it may have helped him graduate from law school, pass the bar exam and land his dream job.
Now he hopes the Funyun will bring someone else good fortune.
Mize's Funyun find isn't the first edible artifact resembling a religious figure that has attracted Internet auction shoppers.
Internet casino www.goldenpalace.com has paid big bucks for several food items, including $28,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary and $1,200 for a Doritos chip that resembled the pope's hat.

Unbelievable.
I can get ya a cornflake that has a reverse image of Mothe Theresa eating a nacho. Only slightly moldy and a steal at $973.36
Believers get to have all the fun.
bet you can't eat just one.
What would jesus snack on ?
I just told Dys that we need to start looking at our food differently--I'm sure there are some religious looking designs in the Swiss cheese that has been in the frig far too long.
That's not cheese my dear, those are wee pod people.
'Round yon funyun mother and child
Holy chip is both spicy and mild
Crunch in heavenly peeeeeaaaace
Cr--unch til you are obese
(This musical interlude brought to you by The Church Of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.)