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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:52 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
smorgs wrote:
...and tomayta



They spell potato potatoe.


Nuh-uh . . . now yer makin' stuff up . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:53 pm
Yeah...what's with the ever full fridges?


Or...one limp lettuce leaf and a romato. Never anything in between.

Of course, that's just TV/film stuff.



What do you folk REALLY have in your fridges?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:53 pm
Nunya
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:53 pm
Dan "potatoe" Quayle.


As American as mmmmm pecan pie.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:53 pm
Setanta wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
smorgs wrote:
...and tomayta



They spell potato potatoe.


Huh-uh . . . now yer makin' stuff up . . .


No Set, I was listening to this news story, when one of your top boys was visiting a school, if I remember correctly....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:54 pm
I knew that...
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:54 pm
...and they call net cutains 'sheers'

...and they have silverware, flatwear and put their knives down in between mouthfulls
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:55 pm
Sheesh, Lordofelocutionarynonsense, that\s the equivalent of considering Bush the intellectual archetype of Americans . . . you really got a low opinion of us, comparin' us to Dan Quayle . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:56 pm
I like you anyoldways.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:56 pm
Shall i tell 'em what you got in yer ice box?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:57 pm
I'm not an American, so it doesn't count.

Sides, not even you can cram that much into one post. :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:58 pm
Setanta wrote:
Sheesh, Lordofelocutionarynonsense, that\s the equivalent of considering Bush the intellectual archetype of Americans . . . you really got a low opinion of us, comparin' us to Dan Quayle . . .


We don't dearest.

We are gently and lovingly pulling your leg.


Or, in your case, scratching your tummy and making your back leg go like the clappers.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:59 pm
... and when they go shopping, they come home with those large brown backs with a bunch of carrots and a french stick sticking out of the top...
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:59 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
OOOH! I'VE GOT ONE!.....


No matter how grumpy the American women are feeling, when they talk, they always sound as if they have just had a recent organism.


I can't tell if that was a deliberate Ratzenhofer or not.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:59 pm
Go like the clappers . . . what the hell is that supposed to mean . . .
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georgeob1
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:00 pm
Francis wrote:
georgeob1 wrote:
Damn, Francis is here! (brings memories to mind of my own past surly remarks)


Have you changed, George? :wink:


Probably not, But I am at least sometimes aware of my own excesses.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:00 pm
I had a organism once't . . . but my grandma made me set it free . . .
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:01 pm
cyphercat wrote:
I can't tell if that was a deliberate Ratzenhofer or not.


It shows you dont know our Lord...
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:01 pm
I've had a recent organism...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:03 pm
smorgs wrote:
........ and put their knives down in between mouthfulls


I'VE SEEN THAT! SEVERAL TIMES!

They hold the fork in the left and knife in the right, cut the meat, then put down the cutlery and pick the fork up with the right hand to eat the piece of cut meat!

Then they need to cut another piece of meat and it starts all over again.

Marvellous!
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