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THE NON-THANKSGIVING GOSSIP THREAD.

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:12 pm
darn! thought for sure I could manage to sneak that handsome part into the mix Crying or Very sad .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:13 pm
Sturgis wrote:
So you agree I am stunningly handsome and humble?



Stunning, dollink:

http://www.bruna-kahr.dk/crisp1.jpg


http://www.brokenenglish.com/dickss/portraits/images/quentin%20crisp.jpg



http://digilander.libero.it/giovannidallorto/biografie/crisp/crisp.JPG



http://www.crisperanto.org/gallery/QCAgallery/ReedMassingill2.jpg




To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

Quentin Crisp


Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Quentin Crisp


If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quentin Crisp


Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

Quentin Crisp
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:17 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

The Aussies? Thank god they don't make movies.



Listen mate, the Oz film shed continues to churn out world beating flicks such as:

Rabbit-Proof Fence, 2002, dir. Phil Noyce
Take Away Marc Gracie, 2003
They're a Weird Mob, 1966, dir. Michael Powell
Walkabout, 1971, dir. Nicholas Roeg
Welcome to Woop Woop, 1997, dir. Stephan Elliott
The Year My Voice Broke, 1987, dir. John Duigan
A Dingo Ate My Pet Bunny, 2005. dir. Bruce

Next year may herald real mono sound, to be followed by sepia negative tint.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:18 pm
...and don't forget the Wizard of Oz
Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:22 pm
Didn't they do Angela's ashes?

Maybe not.



Something to do with Ashes though.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:23 pm
dlowan wrote:
Nonsense.


Now, what are we gonna talk about?

I presume everyone here can actually SPELL?


Here's a test:

Say: aluminium


I keep seeing this mentioned on all these private Aussie/British threads...so how the hell do YOU say aluminum if not a-loo-minum?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:24 pm
they say "al-you-min-ee-um" . . . which is incorrect . . .
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:26 pm
Thank you, Set, I shall have to keep that in mind when trotting out my British accent.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:27 pm
Personally, I say allah-min-ee-um.

I must use a muslim brand.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:28 pm
Laughing
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:30 pm
Can't we say allah-mean-he-home?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:32 pm
Iffin ya want . . . makes me no never mind . . .
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:32 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:

Flatulent?.........I reckon it's got to be Osso...all that Italian cooking.








I rarely suffer from this problem, can't remember when I last farted..

did I mention my new alzheimer's?
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 04:52 pm
dlowan wrote:

Here's a test:

Say: aluminium

...aler-mini-um :wink:
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 05:13 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:

Flatulent?.........I reckon it's got to be Osso...all that Italian cooking.



That explains it! My paper reported an earthquake on Mt. Baker but I had my doubts.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 05:43 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I have Shewolf down as the loudest belcher.


I love you too
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 05:49 pm
It's not osso, it's our local pulp mill....

http://www.humboldt.edu/~nvk2/watrail/images/slides/pulp.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 07:13 pm
Dammit Osso!

NOT farting is BAD.


I'm serious.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 07:25 pm
Don't worry your little bunny heart...


I may indeed fart


upon occasion


ever so amazin..


http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p473.htm
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 08:09 pm
and there's cricket.... in dlowan's home city, today, too!

Windies are 3 for 58 - or, as in Pomland - 58 for 3!

and no - Windy doesn't relate to Ossobuco!
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