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Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:41 pm
As it is now the time for most Americans to sit down at the family table and pig themselves for a few hours, it means that:
a) A2K will be very quiet for a while.
b) All of us non Americans, who don't celebrate T-Day, have the site pretty much to ourselves, barring a few from the USA that may be floating around.
This has made me realise that there is a golden opportunity to say what we like for a while, free from interruption.
AAAH!.....PEACE AND TRANQUILITY!
So.....what's the gossip then?
I'll start.
Who do you reckon is the best cook out of all of them?
I reckon it's Eva.......I bet her family is well on the way to being a bit bloated by now.
We should have categories, really.
The most burnt turkey.
The sexiest apron.
Most flatulent.
Most drunk.
Most likely to......
Loudest belcher.
Any others?
Sexiest apron?
Kicky
Hands down!
how about...
Biggest prevaricator
Most thankful to God
Most thankful to friends
Not thankful to anyone
Most pumpkin pie eaten by an individual
The oldest granny to cook dinner
The biggest turkey
The most humble
I have Shewolf down as the loudest belcher.
Most likely to?.......Gus, I reckon. Then he'll kill it and cook it.
Hi, Canada.
Do you celebrate T-Day?
Yes, but in October. It was October 10th this year.
Yank most likely to eat a thong - Cicerone Imposter
Most thankful to God.......tricky. It's got to be either Set, or Frank Apisa.
The oldest granny to cook dinner........Mrs Ratzenhofer.
Most thankful........Chai Tea. Such a polite lady.
Flatulent?.........I reckon it's got to be Osso...all that Italian cooking.
Now...it's 9.20pm here in London, which means that it is early to mid afternoon in the USA (lunch time....turkey etc) and about 7am in Australia, which means that the Aussies will soon be arriving.
Awful quiet here though........I miss those Yanks.
Nonsense.
Now, what are we gonna talk about?
I presume everyone here can actually SPELL?
Here's a test:
Say: aluminium
I was watching a British movie the other day and had to use the subtitle feature on my dvd player so I could understand what they were saying. What language is that they are speaking?
And I don't even want to start on Irish movies.
The Aussies? Thank god they don't make movies.
Intrepid wrote:how about...
The most humble
So nice to see me mentioned...
Your capybaras die at dawn, Gus.
Sturgis wrote:Intrepid wrote:how about...
The most humble
So nice to see me mentioned...
You're about as humble as Quentin Crisp.
Bang on time, the Aussies arrive.
Morning Oz.
dlowan wrote:Sturgis wrote:Intrepid wrote:how about...
The most humble
So nice to see me mentioned...
You're about as humble as Quentin Crisp.
oh! Now that really really hurt me....
So you agree I am stunningly handsome and humble?
Maybe we should stick with humble