Thanks for the rewrite. Precious yet tough!
I can hear the hit soundtrack already, sung by the supergroup Precious Yet Tough - Britney Spears and Rob Zombie, backed up by Abba and Limp Biskit.
Hit Power Ballad:
"He's precious,
yet he's tough
he's precious
and the pumpkin is rough
he's precious
and grows enough --
clematis!
He's precious,
yet he's tough,
oh yeah!"
Hit Rap Song
He's tough yet precious
swims with the fishes
eats Rhode Island knishes
and grants you three wishes
He lives in a squash
he likes to go out and mosh
he's a grad and no longer a frosh
his penthouse it is kinda posh ...."
Do I get to wear a cape in the movie? . . . you know, a manly super-hero sort of cape?
(please!)
( jjorge in a whisper)
[size=7]I'll tell you a secret . . . I SMOKE the clematis![/size]
Honey, that's not clematis; it's cannabis.
TerryDoolittle wrote:Honey, that's not clematis; it's cannabis.
Terrydoo do what terrydoo do, but jjorge do Clematis!
Sure, a cape is fine. Any color but you might want to avoid pink in order to go with the whole toughness theme. I'm thinking a nice seafoam green would be somewhat precious, yet equally tough.
Do you pick the clematis beforehand, or smoke it while it's still on the vine?
Huh? Smoke it? Clematis? THAT is not precious! Is it tough??? (yes, I guess so.)
jespah wrote:Sure, a cape is fine. Any color but you might want to avoid pink in order to go with the whole toughness theme. I'm thinking a nice seafoam green would be somewhat precious, yet equally tough.
Do you pick the clematis beforehand, or smoke it while it's still on the vine?
There's that P word again! . .
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Smoke it on the vine?? . . . what have YOU been smokin'?
jjorge--The quote's a bit more manly, so you're on the right track, but the cape has to go. The whole cape and tights thing only works for Superman....Even so, I think it only worked for him because he could deck anyone who calls him "precious." What you need is a wife beater t-shirt, a microphone, and some gel.
margo wrote:jjorge
The thinking woman's crumpet! 
(jjorge to self)
Damn . . . it's frustrating not knowing if you're being praised or mocked!
. . . a crumpet's a cake right? . . . a SWEET cake . . . Hey wait a minute!!
Just go with it, jjorge!
It's easier in the long run!
C'mon over here, sweetcakes. You look just precious in that seafoam cape. Oh and that darling Peppermint PatioDog in his pale green and shadow pink striped tunic. Too too tweet! :wink:
I can hardly wait to see what the SlapB!tch decided to wear to the pool party. I know it's going to be adorable. Maybe something with stripes?
jjorge, sweetcakes, don't pout. It's not your look. Put your little pumpkin hat back on and smile
Oh ehBeth you're cruel!
Well, it doesn't matter you see I finally figured out how to have a more manly image. All I needed was a THEME SONG.
I can also sing it when you guys are teasing me, so I'll feel better.
Here it is. What do you think?
My Favorite Things
Piffka, and Jespah, and Peppermint Patty,
ehBeth, and Slapbitch, --tho they can be catty,
Brown paper packages bringing me smut,
Clematis smokin' in my garden plot . . .
Struttin' and boastin' in my manly cape now,
makin' the ladies and lesser men gape now,
wearin' tight pants to show what I got . . .
These are the things that I like a lot!
When Pdog bites
When ehBeth stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't fe-e-e-e-e-e-l so bad!
as the McKenzie brothers would say " Beauty !!! " !
jjorge
In our neck of the woods, being described as the thinking woman's crumpet would be considered a great compliment.
It implies that you are an object of desire for intelligent women, not just for your looks but for your intelligence / sensitivity also.
You're also sweet!
Yep, Jjorge, "thinking woman's crumpet" puts you waaaaaaaay up there!
It is a correct description, too, in my view.
So go bask in the sun of our admiration!
But blushing! Blushing is too sweet for words. Gotta stop that.
(LOVE the song!
)
