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Oh my dear, it seems the cards have been waiting for you. They say, and only you can understand this, it means nothing to me. They say, yes, he is true to you, fret not. No one dares to refuse a Goddess. No mere mortal woman can compete with you. Something about spoil goods. That is all my dear.*smile*

Madam Angelique, can you look into my fortune as well? Wait, I don't wanna know...errr...ok look quickly. But only tell me if it's good...

I see, yes, it is not bad, but it could be better. I see here, take better care of your health, and rest more. Cleansing of the stomach. Confide more in friends it will help.

HA! HAahahahaha.... rest more.... I'd have to be DEAD!! .... is that what the cards meant?? oh boy.....

No dear not dead. Give me a few minutes, and I will really read the cards for you.
I will read for you the five card spread with the Major Arcana cards.

Major Arcana you say... Hmmm. Is he handsome? Single? Is he in the cards for me? ;-)

1-Present position-The Hanged Man-A sacrifice will be made in order to gain something of greater value. A period of discomfort is chosen in order to gain a better state of being.

2-Present expectations-The magician-Important beginning, a time for action, skill potential in abundance.

3-What is not expected-The High Priestess-Potential yet to be fulfilled, wisdom, secrets, a time of waiting, and learning. Development of intuition, and natural insight.

4-The Empress-Immediate Future-This card represents a happy stable relationship, growth, and fertility. Love, marriage or motherhood.

5-Long Term Future-Heirophant-The assistance of a wise or helpful person, as well as search for truth or understanding, and new opportunities.

Love your thread, Angelique!



Halloween Fun


Carve a Pumpkin

I love the card colorbook, thank you Tomorrow I will finish the thread, but anybody can post after that. That was a good, and important message the card gave us

Madame Angelique, is that for real? Because that would suit me to a T. Those really sound like cards for me... i guess it's what is on your mind, but still.

except... can you hold off on that motherhood thingy? not quite ready just yet... thanks.

Thank you so much, Madam Angelique. You have confirmed what my intuition told me. It's nice to have validation.

What do I owe you?

Yes my dear that was for real. As far as motherhood is concerned, thats up to you. I used real cards.

You owe me nothing my dear. Thats my Halloween gift to you, have a happy and safe one.

Madame Angelique, you have no idea how it actually helped me. I printed your valued prophecy out and underlined "new beginning", "period of discomfort is chosen in order to gain a better state of being" and "skill potential in abundance" oh and "potential yet to be fulfilled". That's all i needed to hear. I have a disssertation to finish within the next three months - you see how befitting this is? Now it's above my desk, where I can see all the time why I'm here and what my goal is. Weeeee! Thanks, Madame {A} (those be angel wings, in case you wondered)

Dear friend you made my day You gave me a chuckle, and a big smile. But, yes there is a but, don't believe in me, believe in yourself. There is yet more you have to discover in yourself. I really like {A}, I will use it *giggles*. Thank you

I'm going to tell you some jokes. You better like them, grrrrrgrrrrrrgrrrrrrr.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer..


Hey kid, thats a cool alien costume.

This is not an alien costume This is the real me. The tourist gear is my costume. A good human friend invited me here tonight. I will read the poem he wrote about our encounter.

Saving The World With Waffles

I learned Morse Code from Dad this week,
so last night I went out and tried it.
I signaled my flashlight up into the stars,
and somebody out there spied it!

To my surprise, from out in the dark,
came a weak, but definite, blinking.
When I flashed my light, the other flashed back!
Hey, I know what you're thinking...

I'm totally sure it wasn't some star,
just twinkling, like in that dumb song.
I really DID talk to some creature out there!
Believe me, I know I'm not wrong.

A kid from some planet called Zippo-Kaput,
in a galaxy far, far away,
Warned me his people were coming to Earth,
to attack, he was sorry to say.

He said they were greenish and twelve feet tall,
with monstrous mouths for munching.
They'd heard we Earthlings (with a little salt)
were especially yummy for crunching.

"When will they be here?" I quickly flashed back,
"I need to go send out a warning!"
"Too late,"  he told me, "you haven't got time.
They'll be landing at eight in the morning."

Now I didn't panic, you'll be pleased to know,
or try to hide or cry.
I got an idea--knew it might be my last--
but I had to give it a try.

I signaled to Bosmo (he'd told me his name),
that tomorrow, on Saturday,
my Mom cooks the best darn waffles
a creature can put away.

I quickly invited the star fleet to land,
for a super-galactic brunch.
If I fill them up on Mom's waffles, I figure,
they might not be hungry for lunch.

They'll be here any minute and
I sure hope I'm right.
Either I've saved the world with waffles,
or I'll be the very first bite!

Permission Granted for Use by © 2001 Ted Scheu

Boogie Bones Game:
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Oh my dear, I'm so glad you came to the party tonight. I have a song for you.

Momus -
"Monsters Of Love"
[ from the album "Monsters Of Love (Singles 1985-90)" (1990) ]


Marrakesh, in an attic hotel room
The woman they call 'The Hostess'
Smokes cigarettes for her nervousness
Takes off and folds up her dress
And diagonal sun across darkness
Churning through dust to her leg
Bisects between shutter and ceiling
Silk of a fresh spider's web

From the siesta of reason
Come monsters of love
The stillborn issue, the bulb-eyed fool
Sterile and slow as the stubborn mule
What mutations thresh in a kiss?
What perversities flourish in this
Monster of love?
Guest below
Black widow above

And the hostess is naked
As she waits for his key in the door
And her body is old as the hills
And as young as forty-four
From the street comes the rasp of an engine
And the whiff of exhaust on the air
Brief Arabic conversation
Then the step of the guest on the stair

From the siesta of reason
Come monsters of love
Spawn of tadpole in polythene
Liberator of the hijack gene
She will replenish the teeming earth
And then guzzle the afterbirth
This monster of love
Scorpio rising
Black widow above

And the guest has abandoned himself
To a joy so intense he could die
And sucking her silk between shutter and ceiling
The spider releases her fly

From the siesta of reason
Come monsters of love
The horse-lizard, the lamb-badger
The thrush-lemur, the wildcat-gazelle
The crow-monkey, the bat-jaguar
The dog-dromedary, the slug-whale
Monsters of love
Guest below
Black widow


I'm tired, I will say a few jokes from here.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...


A quick song for you because I have to go back to the dungeon, and carve more pumkins.

http://www.night.net/halloween/humphrey.html-ssi

Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin

You know pumpkins are orange and grow on a vine,
Baked in a pie, they taste mighty fine,
But have your heard,
Of a pumpkin quite absurd as...?


Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin
Had a very obvious nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You might even say it shows.

All of the other pumpkins,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey
Play in any pumpkin games.
Then one foggy Hallow's Eve,
The Great Pumpkin did say,
"Humphrey, with your nose so blue,
You'll make all the ghosts say BOO!"

Then all the pumpkins loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Humphrey, the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!"




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Dear friends I wish you the happiest, and safest Halloween ever. May the changes in your life all be happy ones. May the loses in your life be met with courage, and love.