OCCOM BILL wrote:No worries, Slappy. There's someone for everyone, so eventually you too will know what it's like to be with a woman.
Thanks, Bill. Someday....someday, I'll find myself with one of those there women. A person who actually doesn't pee standing up, and has breasts naturally, not just from drinking too much beer. I just know I will.
Over here in the UK, this is known as "Brewers Droop".
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In the States it's Whiskey Dick. :wink:
Im sorry slappy.
I have led you on
I am a man.
but i still love you.
Can i call you my bugger?
I noticed you were well equipped for a woman.
It's ok...high five.
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To F---
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk, to f---
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f---
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk, to f---
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
Too drunk, to f---
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f---
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f---in' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to f---
You're to drunk to f---
Too drunk to f---
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f---
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
Gargamel wrote:Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To F---
TDTF, that's what we called it, come home a little to pissed up, say sorry babe, TDTF
I'm so glad that some of you have some empathy for the situation...maybe there should be a "Too Drunk To F*ck" thread? Just a suggestion...
What's even more disheartening is whiskey dick while getting ready to violate a sleeping homeless midget.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:What's even more disheartening is whiskey dick while getting ready to violate a sleeping homeless midget.
Here's a little tip from a pro: to avoid whiskey dick when creeping up on a sleeping homeless midget, duck down an alley and smoke a pinch of meth behind a dumpster.
That'll get you rock hard and ready to violate.
The more you know.
Hey that happened to me before... well not me the guy.. he was so drunk that is just went bye bye.... So I told him I couldn't see him anymore.. it just wasn't working out.. I just didn't think he could keep up with me... hahaha
No actually he called me cold hearted because I came over the next weekend and I wouldn't sleep with him
