There are a bunch of ways to put whatever you want on anything, though -- the simplest is to get some iron-on transfer paper (easy to find, Office Max or whatever), format it on your computer, print out, and iron on -- to anything.
But the ladies' tank top would work, I'm sure. Just, classic 80's baggy-armed tank would be even funnier.
Who knows, if you go looking at a thrift shop you might find one that's already got something Simmons on it!
Bella Dea wrote:Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I'm going to look so hot.
Pictures, right?
Half naked pictures for half naked pictures...
Slappy, you should be fine with the XL. I'm 6'0", 170 lbs and wear a medium or large top. At my lifetime high of 186 I was tight in a L and leaning towards shopping for XLs. Decided to lose weight instead, but that's another story.
You're going to be gorgeous, dahling!
Done.
XL, baby blue tank that reads "Sweatin' to the Oldies!"
Where would I be without you broads?
stuck in a gay bar dahhhling
Staring at the women's section in some store contemplating actually trying them on...
I'd probably get stuck choosing a color.
or in the dressing room,
trying on silky panites
Nah, I'm a free-baller.
I got the XL...DAMN is this thing tight. I heard some stiching ripping when I tried it on.
I'm going to look like such a winner on halloween.
Oooh!!
<squealing and clapping hands>
PLEEEEEASE post pics!!! I grew up w/ a mom who actually used the Richard Simmons Deal-A-Meal program, so at a young, impressionable age, pics of the real Richard were scattered around the house. I just think that seeing you dressed as him would help me by--umm-- allowing me to process the---uhhh, that it would let me overcome--- oh, f*ck, you just have to post pictures.