What is with the all the black rubber questions?

It's not even black "rubber" anymore Gus. It's all synthetic Latex, a petro-chemical product. It's better living through chemistry.

I have been enlightened.

How was it?

I found it squeaked.

The truly enlightened lubricate, either naturally or through the aforementioned "chemistry."

You are a strange dog, you know that, don't you, patio?



Surely rubber doggy bones are rubber?

I've never met a dog with rubber bones. I've heard of human (and perhaps lapine?) females substituting one for the other, as 'twere, but not of any native to the real McCoy.

Where did you hear that?

Obviously we live in completely different neighborhoods.

From a pickled deer of the fairer sex named "Dill." And a dilly she is, that doe.

Ah.... thank you.

You're welcome. Very welcome.

patiodog, I've always meant to ask you a certain question:

Do you find me attractive?

Aha, Gus has finally found his A2K crush.

Well, it's either patiodog or you, k. Especially since you got your sassy new haircut.

How about me, you AND pdawg?

Yikes, littlek, you could easily send Gus and pdog into cardiac arrest with suggestions like that.

Waiting to see what happens wondering what the cowboy has started.

There's just something about a toothless man of the soil...

All this talk about black rubber is making me uncomfortable. I can harken back to a yesteryear when my mother made me wear a playtex girdle (actually made out of rubber back then) to midnight mass because I was wearing hose for the first time and those contraptions had little thingies to attach the stockings to. God awful, and extremely painful. Here's the thing, those awful constricting garments are making a comeback???????? I think I will just do a few more pushups. Women who complain about panty hose don't know how good they have it.