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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:40 pm
Over the past few weeks the lady Diane has been talking to me about how now that we have been living together for over 2 years I should let her sleep in my bed. I keep explaining to her that my "suggestion" that she sleep at the straight chair at the dining room table is really for her benefit in maintaing good posture and only has the slightest benefit to me in that she is closer to the kitchen in the morning to have my coffee made when I rise from my queen sized bed and stumble into the kitchen half-awake. Like I said, it's not a rule that she has to sleep in the straight chair, it's just that it is only chair in the kitchen where she could sleep and I don't want her spine to get all mooshy or anything.
Maybe for Christmas this year, you could get that chair recovered, instead of the new ironing board you were thinking of.
Good thinking Roger, on the other hand why not just go ahead and get the ironing board and she could sleep on that. (when she wasn't ironing)
He hasn't gone to bed yet...maybe he's worried about going to sleep while I'm still awake. Cackle, cackle, cackle...
Eye of newt (Gingrich), Dys will love that; liver of chicken, chopped, a diced Stetson. What was the rest of that recipe???
You let her sleep in that chair, Dys? What if you happen to want an egg sandwich at three in the morning?
How the hell is she going to make that if she's sleeping?
You're going to have to nip that sleeping business in the bud.
Ohh my...Diane, do you need help remembering the rest of that recipe?
How about sole of boot?
Dys gave the woman a chair.
She has no right to bitch.
Not just a chair, an imported chair, from Mexico.
So.
He sleeps on this bed of nails? Let him, I say. You take the sofa. That way, he can lurch to the kitchen and miss waking you up as he explores what's lurking in the freezer...
I think the sofa is reserved for the bird, osso.
Diane gets the chair.
Nah. The bird is in his cage. The sofa just lies there... fetchingly.
Well, maybe Dys saves that for guests.
Diane gets the chair.
Have I made myself perfectly clear?
wow.. you mean she doesnt have the couch on the porch anymore?
and she is complaining?
sheesh
Gus
Gus, you know I love Dys dearly and wouldn't say anything bad about him. But I love the Lady Diane, too, and enough is enough.
The truth is that Dys allows dog Sally's bed to be next to his bed. He even tolerates her hopping up on the bed for a few seconds when she gets cold.
You would think that Diane would be as loved and honored as Sally, don't you think? Dys could at least give Diane a doggie bed to put on the floor where she would be near and where she can hear Dys snore---all night long.
BBB
wow - diane doesn't know how lucky she is.....
I have to sleep on top of the refridgerator.
One of these days if I'm good the wolverine says he'll buy me a box or something to step on to get up there.
Isnt a wolverine a female wolf?
wolverine=solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal (Gulo gulo) of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton; Also called skunk bear.
oh lord no.
a wolverine is an animal of the far north, known for its cunning and the ability to eat rocks, carcases left in the sun for 3 weeks, love to rip up anything that moves into about 4,000 pieces, and spends most of its time in solitude, only coming out of its lair to mate or eat something dead.
otherwise, they are extremely cuddly.
Wow.
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