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WORLD'S 1ST LOOK AT PRESIDENT BUSH'S UPCOMING BOOK OF POETRY

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 12:11 am
WORLD'S 1ST LOOK AT PRESIDENT BUSH'S UPCOMING BOOK OF POETRY!

By MARK MILLER

NEW YORK -- Some of the world's greatest published poets include T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman and Robert Frost. Early next year, an equally famous name, although not for poetry, will join their ranks as a published poet -- President George W. Bush!

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Nancy Berg, Editor-in- Chief of Inspirational Publications, the publisher of Bush's volume of verse, has provided Weekly World News with an advance look at three of the book's verses.

The poems reveal a sensitive, literate side of the Commander-in- Chief not usually shown to the public.

The first of the three poems is titled Ode to Karl Rove:

Rove, Rove, row your boat Forcefully through choppy Washington seas,
Oh, and thanks for taking so much time
To help my friends the Saudis.

One fascinating part of the book deals with how Bush makes major political decisions, as in It's Tough Being the Most Powerful Man Who Ever Lived:

Dick and Don and Condi Rice And sometimes a throw of dice.
Having so much help at hand certainly is nice.
Mom and Dad and mostly God,
If I ever had to think things out myself it would certainly feel odd.

Touchingly, an entire section of the book is devoted to love poems written to the First Lady, such as Each Night With Laura:

When our busy day is done and the D.C. sun has set,
We close the bedroom door and turn on Tammy Wynette.
We love to share such private things, a snuggle and a kiss.
Oh, and also Larry King whose show I never like to miss.

George W. Bush -- Poet-in-Chief will be published in two versions -- a regular edition, and a deluxe edition which will feature a recording of Bush reading the poems.

"The recording is amazing," stated Berg. "He's reading the poems to Afghanistan's President Karzai and Iraq's Prime Minister Jaafari. You can really feel the energy in the room."
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 12:59 am
Will you buy it Reyn?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:14 am
It's about time that genius was recognized.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:19 am
LOL
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 06:26 am
I always knew he would some day show his more creative and sensitive side. I would like to submit however his original version of the poem Each Night With Laura

When our busy day is done and the D.C. sun has set
We close the bedroom door and turn on Tammy Wynette.
We love to share such private things most of which are known as bliss.
With Laura dressed as Larry King Shocked I soon will get a needed kiss.

(what can I tell you, he's a weird man that there George Laughing )


I'll be keeping my eyes open for this great book. (No I won't)
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 06:29 am
I wonder if he had help with the book?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 06:32 am
I would buy the book, just out of curiosity. I bought Picasso's poems, and he is not my favorite artist or poet.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 07:29 am
AngeliqueEast wrote:
Will you buy it Reyn?
Books are too expensive these days.

I wonder if it'll become a rare collector's item?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 07:56 am
It could.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 02:57 pm
Wait til the paperback comes out, Reyn.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:45 pm
I've just managed to get a sneak preview. This poem comes from his "personal diary" section.

"I took a little dump today, on the Oval office floor
I don't think no-one saw me, as I did it by the door
I then climbed out the window, and fell into the yard
And was straightaway arrested by a six foot National Guard

He would not hear my story, and marched me off to jail
I sat there on the concrete floor with water in a pail
I tried to read the toilet roll, a message which I'm certain
said "this is government property, supplied by Halliburton

Good ol' Rummy saved me, he really is a trooper
That guard's now wearing orange and residing down near Cuba
There is some sort of moral here, of that I'm pretty sure, yep
When you're in charge of America, don't sh*t on your own doorstep."
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:47 pm
Sorry Elpus, the style is all wrong. It just doesn't put me to sleep.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 04:08 pm
This is getting surreal. Maybe I'll wake up and it will be election day 2004 ?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 04:11 pm
Oh goody! I can vote for George again! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 07:52 pm
I think I'll just wait for the video.

Didn't Bush once refer to Laura as "the lump in the bed next to me"?
Such a romantic, no wonder he has taken to poetry.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 08:50 pm
His writing style sounds as if he was AWOL from college too.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:09 pm
Hmmm, after you cheese man story Reyn; is this article true? Surprised
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:10 pm
AngeliqueEast wrote:
Hmmm, after you cheese man story Reyn; is this article true? Surprised



I hope not
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:14 pm
AngeliqueEast wrote:
Hmmm, after you cheese man story Reyn; is this article true? Surprised

hehe, I'll just say this. There is a clue within the photo. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:52 am
I am just so glad that now my holiday shopping is figured out...a book of delightful prose for everybody!
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