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Ever wish people wore signs?

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 08:44 am
Earrings tell me a lot about a woman.I would never dream of buying a pair for a lady.She should choose her own.I might pay for them under certain highly unlikely circumstances.

I do study earrings,and other signifiers,in my daily round.

If I were to express a prejudice I prefer those which have a loose collection of glassware reaching to the shoulder.Preferably multi-coloured.Garish even.

I have a few books dealing with the female sense of dress.I thought it best if I was clued up on such important scientific principles.

What do you think plate lips signify?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 08:58 am
Dinner
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 09:23 am
BBB
Plate lips? Sipping Mint Julips
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 09:28 am
you have a sign chai tea

looks like some pretentious bitch of a movie star if you ask me
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 10:31 am
Steve-

If you mean that Ms Hayworth was coming on all sexy when she was actually a buttoned-up neurotic bluestocking I would agree with you.

What does chai tai's choice of the picture signify to you?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 07:35 am
yes, I'd be curious to know also.




started this thread in humor, but this is exactly my point....

yes you can take an outward appearance as a sign of what a person is like....but of course, your assessment would be pitifully incomplete.

like dlowans quote of Jessica Rabbits, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 07:49 am
My sign would say
Crazy and Complicated Good Luck, run while you can :-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 09:34 am
It would be very helpful if people were made to wear signs saying "Trust Me" or "Don't Trust Me."
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 09:40 am
Which of the two are you more likely to trust?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 09:46 am
see, that's the point, the sign issued would be what they are.


you big silly
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 01:53 pm
thats never rita heyworth

more like vera duckworth if you ask me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 01:54 pm
I guessed Hedy Lamarr..
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 04:41 pm
My sign would say, "Put Another Quarter In ....And Try Again.."
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 05:33 pm
"Eureka" is a good sign.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 05:37 pm
My sign says "Or What?" It's tattooed on my chest.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 05:43 pm
i've resisted this as long as possible

Signs
Five Man Electrical Band

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you

woah!

Chorus:

Signs Signs everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner

Repeat Chorus:

Bridge:

Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here
Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Uh!

And the sign said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 09:29 pm
Hey! It's the Bear's THEME SONG!!!
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 02:28 pm
I think that some girls (or guys) one might be tempted to date could accurately bear signs reading "Dead End."

Maybe some attractive women could wear the sign, "Dangerous Curves Ahead."

People who have no redeeming qualities whatsoever might get, "To Be Razed For Urban Renewal."
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 02:30 pm
Edited
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 02:30 pm
"soft shoulders"
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