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Sat 17 Sep, 2005 11:32 am
So you would know before hand how to communicate with strangers you encounter during the day?
Some could be standard issue....
Half Smart -
My interests are limitied to 3 or 4 subjects, but I can intelligently discuss those.
As Good As It Gets -
Works at a Subway, when given sandwich order, you'll have to remind me 3 times.
A turkey sub with everything but any type of peppers.
Tomatos? - Yes
Green PEPPER? - uh no, no peppers
Olives - Yes
Banana peppers? - no peppers, ok?
Jalepenos? - give blank stare - no.
Grand Prize
Retains information, responds to changes in flow of conversation, you can dress me up AND take me out.
Salesman
Pompous Ass
Pretencious Bitch
These would be a real time saver, as you can immediately head in the other directions
Wait, so would "pompous ass" be the description under Salesman, or are they seperate signs?
Well it would work for me, since I'm both.
I was told by an ex girlfriend that if I ever got a tattoo, it should be a warning label.
Totally separate things.
Salesman = I have this big fake smile on my face and think you're too stupid to know it's fake. I'm gonna get in your face with my big stupid smile and be really loud and act like everything you say is either wittiest thing in the world or that you could not possibly understand why you absolutely NEED this automatic scrotum cleaner.
Somehow I believe if I annoy you enough, you'll buy THREE of whatever crap I'm selling.
Pompous Ass - I may very well be intelligent, but I will look down my nose with a superior attitude towards everyone, thus negating your intelligence.
Oh, so that's "Bad salesman." I definitely don't fall under that.
I'd replace Pompous Ass to "Mocking."
OK, but that would be a different sign.....
I would wear one that said
"Heartless Pagen, Approach At Own Risk"
But I do wear a sign. It says Kick Me. It must be in back, though. I can't see it.
My sign must say Trip Me..
My sign says "no hacer aqua aqui"
My sign says, "hiya cowboy, feelin' lucky?"
Everybody wears signs.I used to reckon I couldn't fail if they had rings on other fingers than the culturally accepted ones for dignified brides.
And creases in the trousers,or a tash,and a number of other signs,signal AVOID.
BBB
My sign says "Uppity Woman."
My back up sign says "Failure is Impossible."
BBB
BBB-
Words are not real signs.They are thought about and easy to do.They might even express wishes.And change with mood.A real sign expresses a reflex action.
I'm not denying that words do express natures.But they are ambiguous.Eyes are unambiguous.The extra finger-rings are a sign of more promising eye signs than one gets from ladies who simply wear their engagement ring and their wedding ring discreetly on one finger.A gaudiness sets in when going further than those culturally accepted norms.
And gaudiness holds promise for a predatory male as all ladies know.
Hmm, waiting to hear what Spendius thinks about earrings...
Yes-I think there would be a statistical correlation.
Giddy=head spinning=not knowing which way up she is=easier to take advantage of.
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