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Sat 17 Sep, 2005 08:54 am
You've got to be kidding me. So Hummer sells laptops(along with other accessories).
This is like a mockery, however it's real:
http://www.hummerlaptops.com/insights.htm
"Steve is a douchebag who lives on overextended credit, and only drives his Hummer 5K a year because he really can't afford to put gas in it AND support his coke habit. The Hummer laptop fits his lifestyle perfect, since it's just another overpriced piece of crap possession matching his douchebag collar-up image he shoots for."
I hear those laptops only get like 5 MPG , but they sure do look cool.
That has to be the worst attempt at advertising I've ever seen.
I thought Hummer tried to uphold a rough Sport Utility image. That page is about drug-whore soccer moms who married for money.
Interesting. What's the harddrive memory? It doesn't say. But it does say you can drop it from 30''. Ha. I like the handle and that's also where my likes of it end. Would not be caught alive owning anything hummer-related. Tfoooey!
Rugged Durability Magnesium Alloy Case with Shock-Mounted Hard Disk Drive & Display
Spill-Resistant Keyboard & Palm Rest Area
12" Display (same as that provided in our fully rugged Itronix products)
Meets Mil-Spec 810F Vibration & Temperature Specifications
30" Drop Test Certified
Well-Suited for In-Vehicle Environments (even if your vehicle is not a HUMMER)
Integrated GPS & Wireless Up to 3 Internal Wireless connections: Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g), Broadband Wireless Data ("Cingular, Sprint or Verizon including EDGE and soon, EVDO"), & GPS
Built-in Wireless Upgrade Flexibility (so you can change your mind and change/add new radios later)
Supports GPRS and EDGE Technologies today, and EV-DO and UMTS in the near future
Intel 915GM/GMS, 910GML
All Radios Have Integrated Antennas, WLAN & WWAN Switchable to External Antennas
Powerful Performance 1.86 GHz Pentium M Centrino Processor with 512 MB RAM standard
RAM Expandable to 1.536 GB RAM
Express Graphics Memory Control Hub with 64 MB and 128-bit Shared Memory Bandwidth
Auto-Adjusting LCD Screen Brightness Capability
Full Cooling-Fan Logic
Distinctive HUMMER Styling Thinnest & Lightest In Its Class with This Kind of Durability
Built-In Task Light Standard, Enhanced Display & Touchscreen Options
Stylish and Modern Design, Comes with Hard Carry Handle, Optional Shoulder Strap Available
Security Features Removable HDD for Rapid & Easy Physical Data Security
INTEGRATED GPS! Optional high performance integrated Global Positioning System (GPS) module is positioned on the upper edge of the display housing for optimum performance and satellite access, when the laptop is in operation. Learn more about the HUMMER Laptop's GPS Capabilities here!
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