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Thu 3 Apr, 2003 09:11 am
Lately I've been receiving tons of spam e-mail having various titles. Two received this morning were: "Increase your cup size immediately" and "Russian Women looking for American Men".
If you were an American man looking for Russian women, why would you want to increase your cup size ( if cup size is your bra cup size)?
Do you have any other interesting titles of spam e-mail recently received?
Yeah, I got one saying "Learn to be a bi-sexual"
Learn ??
Déja-vu Gautam!
"Break walls apart with your huge cock"
Posted by the Construction Workers Union?
Hebba
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually I've been getting a lot of them lately, but breast size wasn't the subject!
You missed out last time - Don't do it again
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VP-Rx??
Like what is this?
"Why do you keep stalking me?"
"Stop following me in your car"
"I can't believe you killed my two puppies!"
"Thanks for the dead squirrell in the mail, jerk"
Oh wait. Those aren't junk mail. They're from my ex.
I´m not in the slightest bit surprised that you have an ex.
At this point in my life, nothing surprises me!
Um, not an "ex," ex..not ex wife.
Plenty of other "ex's" though.
An ex with an axe - dangerous combination !
...Dangerous if you can't move fast!
Of course there are the clever ones, tried and true by now, because they just might be something you actually want. Like:
This meeting time will work for me
Here's the info you requested
Confirmation of your order
Son of jailed Nigerian gov't official seeks your help
You want a son of a jailed Nigerian gov't official?
Oh, is the Nigerian oil deal a scam? I'd better put a stop on that check I just sent the son of the jailed executive...
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