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Fri 26 Aug, 2005 11:56 am
Welcome one and all! It's almost happy hour, and here's what's happening tonight at the saloon!
Happy hour goes from 4:00 until 7:00--all well drinks are two for one, and ladies drink free!
And remember, we have over five hundred different beers from all over the world! You name it, we probably have it!
As always, we will be running our Friday night "Girl-on-Girl" special--any women who make out with each other for thirty seconds or more on the bar get free shots of their choosing and are automatically entered in the eleven o'clock wet t-shirt contest!
Tonight's live music in the back room will be provided by "Alpine Love Melon", a Jersey band with alot of fuzz pedals and ****!!! Get ready to rock!!!!
Plus, tonight, for one night only, in the main saloon, we are going to have a real gunfight at midnight! Sign up early if you want to have a chance to be one of the two gunslingers in this fight to the death! The winner will receive a genuine Model 1873 Single Action Army Revolver, the same gun used by Jesse James! The loser...well...we all know what he gets...he gets to die!!! And for a separate ten dollar cover, you get to watch!
And, as always, if you are more interested in some quiet fun, you can always go back to the "library", which is down the back hall, and through the big red door, where we will be having a special spoken word session, with complimentary scones, cupcakes and espresso. The door sticks sometimes though, so just go to the red door, push REAL hard, and come on in!!!
So let's get wild, people!!! And remember...happiness DOES come in a bottle!
Is this where you can get shot?
<lines up>
Already we have a gunfight contestant! Great! Hope you win! I hope you're a quick draw! We'll do the drawing later to see who gets to fight Dirty Pete!
Strolls in to check out the new place.
Did you say "women drink for free". I hope so because I'm broke.
Corona, please :-D
You got it, little lady! Enjoy! Have you met Dirty Pete yet? He loves the ladies!
I want some of that "happiness in a bottle"
<<lifts shirt to reveal braless wonders>>
ah, wait....you said ladies drink free...I guess I didn't need to do that....
Hm. Bud please.
Thank you, sir. Dirty Pete isn't my type, but I sure would love to meet Billy the Kid :-D
<Drinks down here Corona with one swigg and puts empty bottle on the bar>
Think I'll have me another, if you please.
<lifts shirt, just for the hell of it>
<mixes up some special, smoking concoction in a giant mug, hands it to Barefoot tia>
Holy areolas, Bella, those are absolutely beautiful! You might want to enter the wet t-shirt contest, my darling...I'll interview you in private if you want, just to make sure you're comfortable with the contest rules and such. <wink, nudge>
Montana wrote:Thank you, sir. Dirty Pete isn't my type, but I sure would love to meet Billy the Kid :-D
<Drinks down here Corona with one swigg and puts empty bottle on the bar>
Think I'll have me another, if you please.
<lifts shirt, just for the hell of it>
Now if this isn't happiness, I don't know what is.
<hands montana another corona>
i wanna enter the contest where nimh shoots on my face..
i mean, shoots FOR my face
err.. i mean..
just gimme a gun
Double vodka tonic, please, extra lime. And get your hand out of my shirt.
Um, kicky, where do you, er I, enter? <<bats eyelashes innocently?
FreeDuck wrote: And get your hand out of my shirt.
i was .. err.. looking for the .. err. ahh..
damnit
just give me a gun
I want a gun too and make it one of them big ones ;-)
<pulls hand from Freeduck's ample bosom, smiling, and hands her a drink>
Bella Dea wrote:Um, kicky, where do you, er I, enter? <<bats eyelashes innocently?
Right this way, my dear...F.B., handle the bar, will ya?
You got it, chief!
And hand out some guns to the ladies! We want to have a real good time here tonight, F.B.!!!
That's a good drink there, Texas. Ok, now you can put your hand back. And give shewolf a gun, dammit.
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