King Coronation TV!

Him: "So Granpa, where were you when the King was crowned?"
Me: "Back in the carsey, drainin' the ol' dragon."

Works for me. Barrack Obama's Inauguration speech is the only one I ever watched.

The only other one I remember anything from was W's because he said he felt he had a mandate. A 2% lead in the popular vote does not a mandate make.

I spent yesterday tiptoeing around my hangover.

Hang overs were why I quit alcohol at an early age.

Geeeez, are there no tipplers here?

Not without hangovers.

When I was a kid I saw a rude postcard with a woman telling her neighbour she went to a party last night and had a massive hangover.

In the postcard her tits were hanging over the fence almost reaching the ground.

And for a long time that's what I thought a hangover was.

This may have had something to do with it.

This is from Bristol, the day after I saw them in Southampton, and yes I was.

Real difference in reporting of the Coronation Concert.

The BBC described it as, "a brilliant variety of pop stars," while The Guardian called it, " a cobbled - together bunch of B listers."

Too bad Jello tried to dick them around with royalties. At least they got to keep the band name. Those Reagan era politics still resonate today.

They started off the set by remembering D H Peligro.

You can see from the vid they're still rocking hard.

At one point I was singing along to Viva Las Vegas, didn't expect that.