@TheNash,
I work, am young, and very attractive; my BMi is quite low and my face does not resemble butter.
from what you write here, I will explain to you why I would not have an intimate relationship with you.
First, I tend to get to know someone before just jumping into bed with them; the plus for this is that I would probably never reach that stage with you.
I would appreciate the fact you enjoy life, that is a plus and you not bumming money off me would be an additional plus.
But that is where the pluses end so you are not intimate worthy. Why you say?
Well being on welfare shows you have zero ambition (assuming you seem to not want to get off welfare). I am not a gold digger, but I do expect the same thing from a partner as I do of myself; that is to hold an honest job and some level of ambition and want to improve their lot in life.
You mention a "sweet guy", a sweet guy would not say things along the lines of BMI or butter face, so you are not sweet and you are a liar. Those things along with the zero ambition are all negatives.
The last is that they way and what you write are all egotistical and condescending to women and make them sex objects. So that is the biggest negative of all.
To top it off you cannot be the sharpest tool in the toolbox if you cannot see this. Just to give you a hint that is why all these attractive women are turning you down probably flat on your face.